Country Love Song
Stephen Lynch

I made love to you all night long
Then i got up to write you a song
I watched you sleep and I fell in love
You must've been sent from heaven above
Don't think you could ever do no wrong

Then you farted
Oh baby you farted

At first i thought that it was kinda cute
I supressed a smile when i heard you're girly poot-poot
But then the smell came a'waftin by
Brought a little tear drop to my eye
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch

Because you farted

It can make milk curdle
Make your skin crawl
Make the paint peel off of the wall
Don't wanna sleep under them covers no more
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door

Baby
It sure has been a gas
But somethin up and died inside your ass
As sure as hell that my name is Stephen
It's about time that I got even
Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass
I think I shit my pants

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