[00:04]Harmonica.
[00:10]More harmonica.
[00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
[00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew.
[00:27]I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
[00:33]It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!
[00:38]It's D and D!!
[00:42]Fighting with the legends of yore.
[00:44]It's D and D!!
[00:48]Never kissed a lady before. Nope, I said it, WOOO!
[00:51]C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! Aww that's nice.
[00:57]Why don't you bring some thunder mother fucker. Bring some thunder, alright!
[01:02]Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.
[01:08]And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
[01:15]No we're not. I know.
[01:17]Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend.
[01:22]And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
[01:27]It's D and D!
[01:29]Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What?
[01:34]Dude come on, seriously. What?!
[01:42]You've got a fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master!
[01:49]That's kind of a dick thing to say.
[01:52]It's D and D!!
[01:55]Summoning the demons of hell.
[01:57]It's D and D!!
[02:00]When our shift ends at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa!
[02:20]Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
[02:25]You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
[02:31]See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
[02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf.
[02:43]Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
[02:49]I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines.
[02:55]So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
[03:01]And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.
[03:06]It's D and D!!
[03:10]Warriors who terrify.
[03:12]It's D and D!!!!!!!
[03:23]Virgins, 'til the day.....
[03:30]We..................................
[03:41]o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
[03:47]Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's from New Kids on the Block song}
[03:50]NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!
[03:56]One,Two fuck you
[03:57]DIE!!!!!
[4:04]Thank you everybody!
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