Homo Erectus
Kinky Friedman

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)

I left Barber College
Searchin€™ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.

Now I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the €œY€?.
Although you€™re thirty
I still think you€™re pretty
Let€™s give it that good ole college try.

€˜Cause I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!

Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, you€™re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It€™s took us a jillion
But we€™re all still here, been
Boogeyin€™ since boogeyin€™ began.

And I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know that I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

I€™m but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Watch out for Homo Erectus ...


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