Got a flat in Timbuktu
Waiting for AAA
And I saw that single headlight through the rain
Flagged the geezer in the car down,
He was going the wrong way
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes
He pulled a quick u-turn,
And hit a pickup from Montana
While plowin' down a fire hydrant too
Windshield wipers slappin' time
As he committed several traffic crimes
This man's like a one man wreckin' crew
Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through
He went off the road and hit a tree
Yeah drivin' can't be easy when you're 4 foot 2.
Drivin's not that difficult to do,
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
When we drove right through a coal mine
And hit a school bus filled with nuns
We dragged along a string of traffic poles
Through all kinds of weather
Through eighteen hit and runs
I still love that baby
Kept us on the run
One day he lost his specs
Oh lord! He let 'em slip away
Still lookin' for them glasses
I hope he finds them.
Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some Dramamine today
I just hope they know which body bag is mine.
Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through
His drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
He' s swervin' and he's weaving', and he doesn't have a clue
You know divans not that difficult to do
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut
Oh look out, oh look out,
Oh look out, oh look out,
Oh look out, watch out now
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Magoo
Bob Rivers
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12 Days Of Layoffs 12 Pains Of Christmas 401k 50 Ways To Eat Your Lover 7-11 7-11 (Seven Eleven) 96 Beers A Message From The King A Visit From St. Nicholson A Visit From StNicholson Acid Rain ADD Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts All You Need Is Elves American Pie Eulogy Another Kick In The Balls Are They Gonna Fry OJ? Back In A US Made Car Beat Up Old Jetliner Beers In Heaven Bin Laden And The Jets Bowel Moves Burgers On The Grill Cats In The Kettle Chat Room Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun Clean the Cat Box Cows With Guns Dark Side Of Naboo Denny Way Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep Dr. Jack Foreigners Free As A Turd Frosty The Pervert Gates Is Such A Rich Man George Bush Told Lies Get Off My House Getting Fatter All The Time Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS) Hello, I Love You (Lets get tested for AIDS) Honda Accord How It Feels (To Be Old) I Am Santa Claus I Can't Ski Babe I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are I Shot The White House I Used To Rock And Roll All Night I'm A Weight Watcher I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Paro... I'm A Weight Watcher It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song) It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Jingle Bells Jingle Hells Bells Kill The Wabbit Long Distance Company Marv Bites Media Killed The Royalty Star Middle Aged Wasteline Minimum Wage O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads O Little Town of Bethlehem Officer Fuhrman Oj's Trial Thing On A Horse With Hussein OxyContin Eater PMS Pokemon Police Stop My Car Read It In The Tabloids Rusty Chevrolet Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree Shouldn't touch this Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song) Space Station Oddity Spacestation Oddity Spinning Reel The Chimney Song The Handicap Can The No Smoking Song The Restroom Door Said, The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen' The Twelve Pains of Christmas The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*] The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*] The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*] Toy Sack Vatican Man Walking Around In Women's Underwear We Wish You Weren't Living With Us We Wish You Weren't Living With Us What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? What If God Smoked Cannabis? When A Man Loves A Chicken Who Put The Stump? Wreck the Malls Wreck the Malls Wrong Foot Amputated Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! You Will, By Bright Eyes
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