Lyrics by Bob Rivers


  I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers  O Little Town of Bethlehem - Bob Rivers  Wreck the Malls - Bob Rivers  The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers  The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers  Wreck the Malls - Bob Rivers  O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads - Bob Rivers  Foreigners - Bob Rivers  What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells - Bob Rivers  Denny Way - Bob Rivers  Clean the Cat Box - Bob Rivers  96 Beers - Bob Rivers  Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! - Bob Rivers  Vatican Man - Bob Rivers  Get Off My House - Bob Rivers  George Bush Told Lies - Bob Rivers  Gates Is Such A Rich Man - Bob Rivers  The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*] - Bob Rivers  The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*] - Bob Rivers  The Twelve Pains of Christmas [*] - Bob Rivers  Acid Rain - Bob Rivers  OxyContin Eater - Bob Rivers  401k - Bob Rivers  ADD - Bob Rivers  Are They Gonna Fry OJ? - Bob Rivers  12 Days Of Layoffs - Bob Rivers  The Handicap Can - Bob Rivers  The No Smoking Song - Bob Rivers  PMS - Bob Rivers  American Pie Eulogy - Bob Rivers  Cats In The Kettle - Bob Rivers  Police Stop My Car - Bob Rivers  Pokemon - Bob Rivers  Jingle Bells - Bob Rivers  It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year - Bob Rivers  Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS) - Bob Rivers  Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas - Bob Rivers  I Used To Rock And Roll All Night - Bob Rivers  I Shot The White House - Bob Rivers  Media Killed The Royalty Star - Bob Rivers  Marv Bites - Bob Rivers  I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are - Bob Rivers  I Can't Ski Babe - Bob Rivers  Minimum Wage - Bob Rivers  Middle Aged Wasteline - Bob Rivers  It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song) - Bob Rivers  I'm A Weight Watcher - Bob Rivers  How It Feels (To Be Old) - Bob Rivers  Honda Accord - Bob Rivers  Long Distance Company - Bob Rivers  Kill The Wabbit - Bob Rivers  A Visit From St. Nicholson - Bob Rivers  50 Ways To Eat Your Lover - Bob Rivers  Frosty The Pervert - Bob Rivers  12 Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers  The Restroom Door Said, - Bob Rivers  Walking Around In Women's Underwear - Bob Rivers  7-11 (Seven Eleven) - Bob Rivers  Jingle Hells Bells - Bob Rivers  Dark Side Of Naboo - Bob Rivers  Cows With Guns - Bob Rivers  Cheney's Got A Gun - Bob Rivers  Chat Room - Bob Rivers  All You Need Is Elves - Bob Rivers  Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts - Bob Rivers  Beers In Heaven - Bob Rivers  Beat Up Old Jetliner - Bob Rivers  Bowel Moves - Bob Rivers  Bin Laden And The Jets - Bob Rivers  Dr. Jack - Bob Rivers  Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep - Bob Rivers  Back In A US Made Car - Bob Rivers  Another Kick In The Balls - Bob Rivers  Getting Fatter All The Time - Bob Rivers  Free As A Turd - Bob Rivers  Burgers On The Grill - Bob Rivers  Who Put The Stump? - Bob Rivers  When A Man Loves A Chicken - Bob Rivers  Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree - Bob Rivers  Rusty Chevrolet - Bob Rivers  O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads - Bob Rivers  Mr. Magoo - Bob Rivers  Read It In The Tabloids - Bob Rivers  On A Horse With Hussein - Bob Rivers  Toy Sack - Bob Rivers  Spinning Reel - Bob Rivers  You Will, By Bright Eyes - Bob Rivers  Wrong Foot Amputated - Bob Rivers  Oj's Trial Thing - Bob Rivers  Officer Fuhrman - Bob Rivers  What If God Smoked Cannabis? - Bob Rivers  We Wish You Weren't Living With Us - Bob Rivers  Space Station Oddity - Bob Rivers  Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song) - Bob Rivers  What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers  Shouldn't touch this - Bob Rivers  Hello, I Love You (Lets get tested for AIDS) - Bob Rivers  Cheney's Got A Gun - Bob Rivers  Spacestation Oddity - Bob Rivers  Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) - Bob Rivers  7-11 - Bob Rivers  I'm A Weight Watcher - Bob Rivers  A Visit From StNicholson - Bob Rivers  I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) - Bob Rivers  A Message From The King - Bob Rivers  We Wish You Weren't Living With Us - Bob Rivers  The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen' - Bob Rivers