Any attention is better than nonenI'll do anything at allnIt's part of human naturenPeople laugh when other people fallnAnd I'll fall for younI'll fall for younBut every time I'll get right upnCause I'm sweetnAnd I'm funnynI'm glad I make you laughnI'm nicenAnd I'm specialnAnd I'm just here for your amusementnI'm just here for your amusementnDon't you wish I were?nWell how strange, you wish the same as hernnAny opinion is better than nonenTell me who you think I amnJoking and kidding and laughter asidenSomewhere in here there's a mannAnd he'll fall for younHe'll fall for younAnd some day he might not get upnBut I'm sweetnAnd I'm funnynI'm glad I make you laughnI'm nicenAnd I'm specialnAnd you don't know a thing about menYou don't know a thing about menDon't you wish you did?nWell it's hard, I keep it very well hidnnWhat is pain?nI do not know what that word meansnnAnd you laugh and you cheernAnd that's why I'm herenWe hope you have enjoyed the shownAnd I'm sweetnAnd I'm funnynI hope I make you laughnI'm weirdnAnd I'm creepynAnd I could write a book about itnI could write a book about itnI could write a songnIt wouldn't hold your attention long