Over falafel at lunch nI hear he's awful a bunch nI see you waffle, well tell me nWill you won't you will you won't you, you won't nYou say you like me a lot nSo will you invite me or not nI kissed you politely, was that wrong? nWill you won't you will you won't you, I don't care any nWill you won't you will you won't you, I don't care nnI don't want to hear about your crappy boyfriend nI don't want to hear just how great I am nLove him or leave him but don't you deceive him nCause I'm not the other man nnCalling him stupid ain't right nIf you're going to do him tonight nWhile I watch the Bruins nWill you won't you will you won't you, you will nI know you don't want to choose nBut if I don't go on I'll lose nI'm happy with no one, just tell me nWill you won't you will you won't you, I don't care any nWill you won't you will you won't you, I don't care nnI don't want to hear about your crappy boyfriend nI don't want to hear just how great I am nLove him or leave him but don't you deceive him nCause I'm not the other man nnYou said, who cares what you said nI thought, it doesn't matter what I thought nYou said, don't say it again nGo on, say it again, I don't want to hear it again nDon't say it again, go on, say it again nI don't want to hear it again, hear it again, hear it again nnI don't want to hear about your crappy boyfriend nI don't want to hear just how great I am nLove him or leave him but don't you deceive him nCause I'm not the other man