Last Laugh
Canibus

[Verse One]
Ha ha ha ha ha
Check out the bizarre style that I display god
Ha ha ha ha ha
Kinda like when the biz went
Eh eh eh eh eh
But this is the Canibus with the
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ain't just the name of the song
Ha ha ha ha ha
It's probably my favorite response
When I'm walking on the street or I'm out at the mall
And people be talking that blah blah blah
Ha ha ha ha ha
But anyway, a regular day is just like this
Canibus writes a rhyme then Canibus spits, Like
Ha ha ha ha ha
I eat eat eat rhymes, Niggas don't be understanding that shit
Why you think I went and put a fucking mic on my arm
'Cause it belongs to me and I belong next to Ghengis Khan
In a coffin carbon-dryed with my body in bronze
Like Han Solo when he got frozen in Star Wars
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm great but I'm not the greatest
Ha ha ha ha ha
I believe I'm god but I'm not aethiest
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm crazy but I'm not the craziest
I'm just a normal heterosexual homosapien
Ha ha ha ha ha
The industry tried to cave me and I was an arch angel
But they changed me into Damien
Ha ha ha ha ha
The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper
Ha ha ha ha ha
Rip the jacker
Master of the ceremony, most people know me as such
My disciples know me as master 'Bus
I can
Ha ha ha ha ha
Change their life with a touch, cause I'm
Ha ha ha ha ha
Lyrically gifted as fuck
Can-I-Bus, could bust it down pound for pound
My style'll make a thousand mc's bow
Ha ha ha ha ha
You can yah yah yah cha cha cha cha cha all you want
Y'all niggas know the Canibus is the one
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
The rhyme creator
At the drop of a dime I spit 100 b-a-rs
I'm a S-T-A-R since the day I was born
And I'll be a star til the day that I'm gone
Ha ha ha ha ha
You can agree with uh-huh or disagree with uh-uh
Whatever, niggas can't front
Ha ha ha ha ha
If they respond too late to the 911 call
They find you on the floor with a razor blade in your palm
Deep cuts an inch wide and 5 inches long
Paramedics feel for a pulse to see if you gone
You was pronounced D.O.A before you got to E.R.
The doctor swore that suicide was the probably cause
Probably because, you weak insecure motherfuckers
feel lost when you hear me roar
Ha ha ha ha ha
Like-uh the predator starring schwartzenegger
Before he triggered the bomb he went
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper
Ha ha ha ha ha
Rip the jacker

[Verse Two]
Its legibly unimaginable, mathematically incalculable
inextricably infalible
Let's not forget utterly impossible or
Morally unsermountable to assume that I could lose if I battled you
My scholastic aptitude is 1602
100 bars was just a glimpse of the truth
Physical proof that I'm the best at this
I've contructed sentences
That'll stand longer then stone henges megaliths
My 1st and 2nd albums consists of more then a million terabits
More then any of you rappers ever spit
Vote for me as president, In about a day or so
I be up in the white house getting feletio
By an administrative assistant with deep throat
Butt naked on the floor knee deep in some coke
Or on a speaker phone freestyling with some of my folks
Humping a ho tampering with the republican vote
I'm like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, fighting swordsman
Dodging arrows from the arches 'cause I'm a horesman
Flying circles around you like flying saucers
Flying circles around the royal air force's flying fortress
Maximize my wins, minimize my loses
Til I'm exhausted then lounge like the lyricists on Rawkus
I'm unsigned right now, it's like I'm an orphan
Looking for a home taking all calls and offers
Notify the prince and the duke of earl
I'm probably the illest english speaking mc in the world
Ghetto fabulous, verbally hazardous
Ask any baptist, roman catholic or satanic activist
Even them trippy hippies on college campuses know about Canibus
I've got rhymes like beads on an abacus
My styles totally out the bracket
Scientist in thick glasses and pocket protectors want to patent it
My talent is unmatched by any rapper in this rapping biz
By any rapper on this planet's grid
Show me where he is, I sign the ordenance
To bomb his coordinants with Agent Orange and torture him
Burn the skin off of him, throw a towel on him and stomp on him
Rip the towel off then pour salt on him
Continue my verbal assault on him til its 12 in the morning
And turn into the werewolf monster on him
Rip his heart out, eat it while its still pumping
The blood still running, it tastes like boiled dumplings
Starving artist, I turned down scholarships to Oxford College
'Cause I heard they didn't serve porridge
Smartest then any man in Scotland yard is
Used to work for MI6 but quit 'cause I couldn't take orders
I was the original James Bond before Sean Conn', Roger Moore,
Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosman
The most awesome walking, talking, breathing
English speaking mc in the European region
Rip you to pieces like communism leaflets
Beef with 'Bis is like playing chess without the pieces
Modern Christians without Jesus, Rasta's without Reefer
Jamaican's in Princeton without Visa's
Radio's without speakers, Mother nature without the 4 seasons
Without a jacket outside when its freezing
I'ma tell you straight up, no lie
Canibus is the illest motherfucker alive
Ha ha ha ha ha
The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper
Rip the jacke


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  "C" Section   \   100 Bars   103 Jamz   2000 B.C.   2000 B.C. (Before Can-I-Bus)   2000 B.C. (Before Canibus)   2000 B.C. (Emphasys & Elixir Remix)   2nd Round Knockout   33 3's   702-386-5397   A Different Vibe in L.A.   Accapella   Aids is Gold, HIV is Platinum   Air Strike   Air Strike (Pop Killer)   Allied Meta-Forces   Allied Meta-Forces (ft. Kool G Rap)   Allied Meta-Forces [feat. Kool G Rap]   Artifacts Freestyle   Atlanta   Baggin' Up Da Poundz   Beasts From The Ease   Beasts From The East   Beat Butcha Get 'Em   Behind Enemy Rhymes   Benny Riley   Bis & Sun Ruck & Rock   Bis Vs. RIP   Bis vs. Rip (ft. Rip the Jacker)   Bis Vs. Rip (Original Version)   Bis Vs. RIP [feat. RIP The Jacker]   Blakmilc Want Freedom   Box Cutta' Blade Runna   Box Cutta' Bladerunna'   Box Cutter   Boyz 2 Men   Broke Ass   Buckingham Palace   C Scrolls   C Section   C True Hollywood Stories   C.T.H.S.   Can't Stop The Shining   Canibus Man   Captn Cold Crush   Cemantics   Cenior Studies 02   Cenoir Studies 02   Channel Zero   Chaos   Cingularity Point   Clear & Present Danger [Feat. Krs One]   Collecting Taxes   Cptn Cold Crush   Crisis Music   Curriculum 101   Cypher Of Five Mics   Cypher Of Steel   Cypher With Self   Da Paycut   Da' Facelift   Dead By Design   Dear Academy   Def Con Zero   Desperados   Die Slow   Die Slow (ft. Journalist)   Do It Live!   Do This [Feat. Bekay & Chino Xl]   Doomsday News   Dr C Phd   Dr. C Ph. D   Draft Me   Draft Me (ft. C4)   Drafted   Drama A/T   Drama A/T [feat. Luminati]   Drama AT (ft. Luminati)   Dreamzzzzz   Dyson's Fear of Spheres   Falster Ego   Father Author, Poor Pauper   For Whom The Beat Tolls   Fraternity Of The Impoverished   Free Words   Genabis   Get Off Ya Knees   Get Off Yakneez   Get Retarded   Give It More   God$Les$ America   Gold & Bronze Magik   Gold And Bronze Magik   Golden Terra Of Rap   Golden Terra Of Rap (IM Remix)   Gone In 60 Seconds   Gone Till November   Good Equals Evil   Got Bitches?   Gotta Get That Doe   Gotta Get That Doe (ft. Pakman)   Gybaotc   Gybaotic   Harbinger Of Light   Hate U 2   Hate U 2 (ft. Pakman)   Hell   Here 4 Free   Hip-Hop Black Ops   Hip-Hop Body Rock   Hiphop.MP3.com Exclusive   Historic [Feat. Ras Kass, Tragedy Khadafi, Kurupt ...   Horsemen   Horsemen Enforcements   Horsementality   Horsementality (ft. Killah Priest, Ras Kass & Kuru...   Hott Tonight   How Come   How We Roll   How We Roll [*]   HRSMN Talk   Hype-Nitis   Hypnytis   I Can [Bonus Track]   I Gotcha'   I Gotta Story 2 Tell   I Gotta Story to Tell   I Honor U   I'll Buss ' Em U Punish 'Em   I'll Buss 'Em U Punish 'Em (ft. Rakim)   I'll Buss 'em You Punish 'em   I'll Bust 'em, You Punish 'em   In The Rain   Indestructible   Indibisible   Indisible   Infinity Strike [Feat. Shan 51]   Intro   Intro (Rip the Jacker)   Intro / My Name Is Nobody   Intro / The Brainstream   It's Logic   It's No Other Than   Javelin Fangz   Kill The Conjecture   Kriminal Kindness   Ladies & Willies [Feat. Cap One]   Layered Prayers   Lemme Hear Somethin Else   Lemmie Hear Sumthin' Else (ft. Pakman)   Let's Ride   Levitibus   Liberal Arts   Liberal Arts (ft. Jedi Mind Tricks)   Liberal Arts [feat. Jedi Mind Tricks]   Life Liquid   Life Liquid (ft. Journalist)   Liquid Wordz   Live Dublin Freestyle   Lost @ "C"   Lost @ C   Lullaby Of Champions   Lullabye Of Champions   Lunar Deluge   Luv U 2   Luv U 2 (ft. Pakman)   Lyrical Law Introduction   Lyrical Noir   M Sea Cresy   M-Sea-Cresy   Magnum Innominandum   Majestic Mic Masters [Feat. Phoenix Orion]   Make A Name For Ourselves   Master Thesis   Melatonin Magik   Melatonin Magik (Intro)   Merchant Of Mataphors   Mic Club Intro   Mic Club Mascot   Mic Club Outro   Mic-Nificent   Microphone Meticulousness   Mind Control   Music Makes Me High   My Home Atlanta   Natural Born Skilla [Bis Verse]   Nigganometry   Niggonometry   No Airplay   No Return   Nobody   Not 4 Play   One Ought Not To Think   Only Slaves D.R.E.A.M.   Patriots   Patriots Remix   Pay Mein Gold   Phuk U   Pine Comb Poem   Poet Laureate   Poet Laureate II   Poet Laureate Infinity   Poet Laureate Infinity V003   Poet Laureate Infinity V004   Poet Laureate Infinity Vocal 1   Poet Laureate Infinity Vocal 2   Poet Laureate Infinity Vocal 3   Poet Laureate Infinity Vocal 4   Poet Laureate Infinity Vocal 5   Post Traumatic Warlab Stress   Priesthood   Protect Ya Neck Freestyle   Psych Evaluation   Psyh Evaluation   Punch Lines   R U Lyrically Fit (ft. Luminati)   R U Lyrically Fit?   Real Shit   Reebok Commercial Part 1   Reebok Commercial Part 2   Right Now   Rip Is Alive   Rip Iz Alive   Rip Rock   Rip The Jacker   Rip Vs Poet Laureate Snippet   Rip Vs Poet Laurette   Rip Vs. Poet Laureate   Ripperland   Salute   Say It Ain't So   Second Round K.O.   Second Round Knockout   Second Round Knockout (Extended Version)   Secrets Amongst Cosmonauts   Sharpshootaz Blastin' Caps   Shogun   Shout Out to Lost Boyz   Shove This Jay - Oh - Bee   Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee   Showtime at the Gallow   Showtime At TheGallow   Sinflation   So Into You   Some Shit   Spartibus   Stan Lives! (Skit)   Stomp On Ya Brain   Stop Smokin   Stupid Producers   Take 'Dat   Talk The Talk   The Art Of Yo   The C-Quel   The Cypher Of Agartha   The Cypher Of Bread & Butter   The Dragon Of Judah   The Dungeon   The Emerald Cypher   The Fusion Centre   The Ghost Of Hip Hops Past   The Goetia   The Golden Cypher   The Last Christians   The Messenger's Message   The Mic Disease   The Primary Axiom   The Principle of Equivalence   The Rip Off   The Rude Boy Oscars   There Has He Been   This Ain't the Movies   Title 17 USMC   U Didn't Care   U Don't Cee   U Know Who   Uni - 4 - Orm   Uni-4-Orm   Vitruvian Canman   Watch Who U Beef Wit   Watch Who You Beef Wid   Watch Who You Beef Wit   What's Going On   Who Owns You?   Who Stopped Ya?   Worthlessness Purpose   Wreck Room   Ya Teef Iz Yellow   Ya Teef iz Yellow (ft. Pakman)   Ya Teef Iz Yellow (Skit)   Yeng Meng   You Can't Fuck With The Canibus Man

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