Draco Malfoy, what’s your problem?nYou’re lookin’ kinda mopey and forlorn this morningnHarry Potter, what’s your deal?nAre you having trouble with the feelings that you feel?nDraco Malfoy, what’s your issue?nDo you need a hug or maybe a tissue?nHarry Potter, give us a signnYou can’t commit to Ginny, so what do you have in mind?nGive me three guesses:nIs it Professor McGonagall?nIs it Lavender Brown?nNo, it’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenS-N-O-G-G-I-N-GnIt’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenF-A-L-L-I-N-G in lovenIn lovenIn lovennDraco Malfoy, level with menYou used to be so enthralled with PansynHarry Potter, don’t be shynYou got no luck with women, so perhaps you need a guynThere’s nothing wrong with itnNo, there’s nothing wrong with itnYou can move to MassachusettsnWhere it will benDraco and Harry sitting in a treenS-N-O-G-G-I-N-GnIt’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenF-A-L-L-I-N-G in lovennThere’s nothing wrong with itnNo, there’s nothing wrong with itnNo, there’s nothing wrong with itnIt’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenS-N-O-G-G-I-N-GnIt’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenS-N-O-G-G-I-N-GnIt’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenS-N-O-G-G-I-N-GnIt’s Draco and Harry sitting in a treenF-A-L-L-I-N-G in love