I’m a whore for DumbledorenI’m a whore for DumbledorennI’d like to have a couple friendsnBut they won’t understand men‘Cause I just keep hitting themnAnd I’d like to stroll around the groundsnBut I don’t have any legsnWith which to move aroundnAnd I’d like to ride a broomsticknBut I’m a stationary ponynWith this one awful tricknnForgive me when I beat younThis isn’t how I’d treat younIf Dumbledore had made menJust a bit less crazynnI’m a whore for DumbledorenI’m a whore for DumbledorennI’d like to join you in HogsmeadenInstead of spending all my timenWith birds and weedsnAnd I’d like to find an entwife toonMaybe have a couple saplingsnAnd raise them strong and truenBut Dumbledore had other plansnLike to guard some stupid passagenWith the swinging of my branchesnnForgive me when I beat younThis isn’t how I’d treat younIf Dumbledore had made menJust a bit less crazynnI’m a whore for DumbledorenI’m a whore for Dumbledore