Students at Hogwarts, you know they underestimate men‘Cause they look at me, they only see a treenBut I tell you man, I’m so much more than thatn‘Cause I have magical powers most wizards don’t even havenI can see through time, I can turn sunlight into foodnAnd I can whomp you like your mama wishes she couldnnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wands,nOh, I’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnnNow take Ron Weasley, his wand is made of willownWell, my whole body’s willow - did you ever even think about that?nYou can all ride your brooms, you can take your lover to the dancenYou can wear your fancy robes, you can rock those fancy pantsnI understand quite well why I’m easy to disregardnBut if I’m just a normal tree,nCould I ever rock this hard?nNo, no, no!nnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wands,nOh, I’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnn(I’m gonna show you some magic right now, baby)nnYou might be the rising star on your House’s Quidditch teamnYou might grow up to be the next leader at the MinistrynYou might get good grades, but you’ll never put me to shamen‘Cause most of you brats are too scared to even say Voldemort’s namenWell, it’s no concern to me, ’cause baby I’m doing finenNext time you cross my path keep this one thing in mind:nnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wands,nOh, I’m made of wands, I’m made of wandsnI’m made of wands, I’m made of wands