Harry, oh, Harry PotternI thought you were a little bit smarternConcentrate just a little bit hardernWhen you’re riding in your flying carnnOh, WeasleynOh, Ronald WeasleynI’d like to put a curse on your whole familynYou insulted my dignitynWhen you hit me with your flying carnnI know that boys will be boysnBut a flying car shouldn’t be treated like a toynNext time consult Hermionen‘Cause I know she’ll treat me with decencynnOh, HarrynOh, Harry PotternI thought you were a little bit smarternConcentrate just a little bit hardernWhen you’re riding in your flying carnnOh, WeasleynOh, Ronald WeasleynI’d like to put a curse on your whole familynYou insulted my dignitynWhen you hit me with your flying carnnI know that you rule this schoolnBut I’ve been at Hogwarts much longer than younEven Lupin wouldn’t terrorize men‘Cause it’s kind of lame to beat on a treennOh, HarrynOh, Harry PotternI thought you were a little bit smarternConcentrate just a little bit hardernWhen you’re riding in your flying carnnOh, WeasleynOh, Ronald WeasleynI’d like to put a curse on your whole familynYou insulted my dignitynWhen you hit me with your flying carnnI know you were just fooling aroundnBut at least have the wherewithal to land on the groundnI know it’s fun and games to younBut the Whomping Willow has feelings, too