Katie met her match when she was just eight years of age, nAnd after just one year of grammar school, Katie was engagednAnd all her friends were really jealous,nSo they said that she was terminally ill. nnAll in all their anger lasted three-nfourths of a day, nAnd by the time they finished all their classes, they were all bridesmaids, And I guess that's just the way it happens, when you're only in the third grade. nKatie secretly married at eight.nnnRecess was the time all the children went to play,nBut as the rumors spread of Katie's wedding, nAll the children came to see the wedding ring,nMade out of wrappers, left from the gum that they chewed. nnnAll the children said that she was beautiful that day,nLeon cried cause he was happy, nBill said that was lame.nJosie was allergic so she didn't try to catch that bouquet. nnThey laughed in the sunshine, like it was the first time, nAnd out on the playground, the time of a life timenAnd as the recess bell rang all the children formed a parade. nKatie secretly married at eight. n(Whistling)nKatie secretly married at eight.nnKatie checked a box located right next to her name nI love you, do you love me, forever and always? nHer best friend Josie looked over, nAnd said her grammar checked out okay.nnAll in all their marriage lasted just that single day, nUnbeknownst to little Katie, her husband moved away. nHis father dreamt of acting, so he took their stuff and moved to L.A.nnThey cried in the sunshine, like it was the first time, nAnd down on the playground, you'd think it was naptime, nAnd as the recess bell rang, nAll the children formed a parade.nnKatie met her match when she was just eight years of age,nBut after just one day of wedding bliss, they were seperated,nLeast thats just the way it happens, when you're only in the third grade. Katie secretly divorced at eight. nKatie secretly married at eight.