When I find myself in times of darknessnAnd I just can’t seem to face the daynI call out to my good friend HagridnAnd all my fears just melt awaynIf Hagrid’s busy with his magical creaturesnThen Draco’s there to back me upnWe get together and watch a movienOr rock out with our sweet guitarsnIf Draco’s busy snogging PansynThen I’ll log onto my MySpace accountnAnd send a message to my homegirl, JackienOr my other homegirl, AriellenIf all else fails and I’m all alonenI think of the greatest tree there ever wasnHis name is TreebeardnnSome people have JesusnSome people have BuddhanSome people have MuhammadnSome people have VishnunBut I have TreebeardnThe greatest tree that ever livednnTreebeard fought the orksnWhen no one else couldnHe brought together his great army of EntsnThereby setting a precedentnFor any treenWho is worth his place on EarthnTo fightnFor the noble battle of cleaning up the environmentnAnd otherwise encouraging respect for treesnnTreebeardnOh, TreebeardnOh the greatest tree that ever livednOh, TreebeardnOh, TreebeardnThe greatest tree that ever lived