I got called down to Dumbledore’s officenI got in trouble for a spell gone bad.nI got pickled by a Polyjuice potionnJust before I got another Howler from Dad.nI got whacked by the whomping willownI got bit by a three-headed dognI got slammed by a Slytherin bludgeonnBut life’s OK, I got a chocolate frognLife’s OK, I got a chocolate frognnSnape gave me a dark arts detentionnI couldn’t make the quidditch teamnMalfoy called me a name I shouldn’t mentionnDivination classes make me want to screamnThey all said I was doomed and defeatednHagrid make me walk thru a spidery bognI found out my uncle is a werewolfnBut life’s OK, I got a chocolate frognLife’s OK, I got a chocolate frognnIt’s a hard life for a wanna be wizardnDays of dull potionsnAnd rewards are few.nI’m gonna buy a butterbeer atnHogsmeade tavern and nShare my chocolate frog with you.nnI don’t have a nimbus 2000nI couldn’t find the Sorcerer’s StonenI got snubbed by the Order of the PhoenixnYou-know-who will never leave me alonenYou can keep your nose-bleed nougatsnYou can have those licorice wandsnI wouldn’t trade a ton-ton toffeesnLife’s OK, I got a chocolate frognLife’s OK, I got a chocolate frognnI got the evil-eye from Mad-eye MoodynI got a burn from a blast-ended skrewtnI don’t think I’m gonna pass PotionsnMy familiar doesn’t give a hootnAfter I make my Gringott’s depositnI’m headed home in a flue powered ---nI’m going back to my stairwell closetnBut I’m taking one treat, nI got a chocolate frognLife’s OK, I got a chocolate frognI said, life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog