(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
I left Barber College
Searchin€™ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.
Now I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the €œY€?.
Although you€™re thirty
I still think you€™re pretty
Let€™s give it that good ole college try.
€˜Cause I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!
Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, you€™re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It€™s took us a jillion
But we€™re all still here, been
Boogeyin€™ since boogeyin€™ began.
And I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know that I€™m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
I€™m but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Watch out for Homo Erectus ...