(Kinky Friedman)
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin€™ Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
€œThey oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God€™s only son.€?
I said, €œHas it occurred to you, you nerd, that that€™s not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.€?
€œYou know, you don€™t look Jewish,€? he said, €œnear as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.€œ
No, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don€™t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin€™ and a-spittin€™ on the floor,
€œLord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore.€?
He says, €œI ain€™t a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don€™t need
And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops €˜n micks €˜n slopes €˜n spics €˜n spooks are on my list
And there€™s one little hebe from the heart of Texas € is there anyone I missed ? €?
Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, €œI€™m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin€™ that pack of lies.
If there€™s one thing I can€™t abide, it€™s an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said €˜bout Aristitle Onassis.€?
No, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don€™t turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
€œLord, they sho€™ ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore!€?
All right!
No, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don€™t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore.
Everybody!
They ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ain€™t makin€™ carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin€™ as I strolled right out the door
€œLord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore!€?
No, we ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don€™t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin€™ as I strolled right out the door
€œLord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore!€?