oh mom, was always wondering why i was into sportsnoh mom, was always wondering why i was staying after schoolni'm into sports mom and also i'm in the locker room with the boysni'm in the shower and i drop the soap every timenhomos uh huh uh huh uh huhnhomos no one knows a homo like usnwe love homosnlesbians are coolnand straights are foolsnlesbians rule their scenenbut the homos are the coolest of the coolsnhomos uh huh uh huh uh huhnhomosnthey never knock at my front doornthey never ring on the phonenthey always come through the windownthrough the back doornthrough the throatnhomos uh huh uh huh uh huhnhomos