There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big pianoWhile her mother gives her an enema, while her motherWhile her mother gives her an enema, while her motherAnd then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the pianoAnd jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the pianoMeanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammerShe kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring systemSays she got some time to stick aroundShe calls the doctor, said look what I've doneShe calls the doctor, said look what I've doneShe calls the doctor, said look what I've doneDoctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her capAnd then the motel manager comes byAnd takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his handAnd then he takes a little shit in his handAnd the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick
Lyrics by The Jesus Lizard
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