I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay worldnI'm carryin' the banner tryin' to keep the flag unfurlednWell I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay placenI might look a little odd but I'm part of the human racennWell I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay worldnMight look a little butch but my hair is naturally curlednDon't wear no floral shirts or white, buckled shoesnNo blow jobs or blow waves, I do just what I choosennAnd if I'm forty-seven and I've never been marriednThat's just a load that's gotta be carriednEven if I had my eyebrows pluckednThat don't mean I'm hangin' round just to getnJust 'cos he's happy don't mean that he's gaynAll his friends seem to take him quite the wrong waynThere ain't many of us still left alivenAll my friends have gone over to the other sidennI'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay worldnI'm carryin' the banner tryin' to keep the flag unfurlednWell I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay timenAnd a straight in a gay world is getting hard to find