[Chorus: x2]nI never meant to give you mushrooms girlnI never meant to bring you to my worldnNow you sitting in the corner cryingnAnd now it's my fault my faultnn[Eminem:]nI went to John's rave with Ron and DavenAnd met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shavednA nurse aid who came to get laid and tied upnwith first aid tape and raped on the first datenSusan - an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usinnwho love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)nTold me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)nI said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogennIt's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the ginnC'mere, let's go in here' *knocks on the door*nWho's in the den?'n[Ron:] It's me and Kelly!n[Eminem:] My bad, (sorry) let's try another roomn[Susan:] I don't trust you!n[Eminem:] Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroomnThis'll help you get in touch with your rootsnWe'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woodsn[Susan] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drabn[Eminem:] Oh dag!!n[Susan] What?n[Eminem:] I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!n[Susan:] Huh?!nn[Chorus: x2]nI never meant to give you mushrooms girlnI never meant to bring you to my worldnNow you sitting in the corner cryingnAnd now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: I'm sorry!)nn[Eminem:] Yo Sue!n[Susan:] Get away from me, I don't know younOh shoot, she's tripping..n[Susan:] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)n[Eminem] I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin majornI just wanted to make you appreciate naturenSusan, stop cryin, I don't hate yanThe world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped younSo what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?nThat ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz outnShe said,n[Susan:] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!nI said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)n'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'nShe said,n'I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not marriednI don't even have any kids and I can't cook'n[Eminem:](Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!nWe need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too latenCause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you atenn[Chorus: x2]nI never meant to give you mushrooms girlnI never meant to bring you to my worldnNow you sitting in the corner cryingnAnd now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: It was an accident!!)nn[Eminem:] Wait! Where you goin? You better be carefuln[Susan:] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulledn[Eminem:]I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tonguenWant some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumbnI'll be right back just chill baby please?nI gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me thesen[Eminem:]'John, where's Dave at before I bash you?'n[John:] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!n'Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulancen[Eminem:]There's a girl upstairs talkin to plantsnchoppin her hair off, and there's only two days leftnof Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?'n[Dave:] Well it depends on how may you hadn[Eminem:]'I took three, she ate the other twenty-two capsnNow she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol'n[Dave:] She's gonna die duden[Eminem:]'I know and it's my fault!'n[Dave:] My god!!!nn[Chorus: x2]nI never meant to give you mushrooms girlnI never meant to bring you to my world (1st Chorus: I'm sorry!)nNow you sitting in the corner cryingnAnd now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: What do I do?)nn[Outro:]nMy God, I'm so sorry!nI'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!nPlease! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!nYou're not dead!! You're NOT dead!nI know you're not dead! Oh my God!nSusan wake up! Oh God...