once upon a time there was a little boynit was crazy he was so smallnhe used to think of himself as a toynhe didn't really think that he was human at allnnthen he grew upnthen he grew upnhe wasn't tallnbut at least he was average heightnthen he learned a bitnhe learned some cool things:nhe learned how to run and sinnand skin-up and fightnnyou can be flirty if you want tondon't let them tell you it's wrongnyou can be dirty if you want tonand you can turn me onnnso even the smallest childncan grow up to be someone coolntake a look at Robbie WilliamsnI bet they ripped the shit out of him at schoolnso don't worry if your hair's a messnof if your clothes are shitnor if you're fat like me or uglynor if people think you're stupidnnyou can be flirty if you want tondon't let them tell you it's wrongnyou can be dirty if you want tonand you can turn me on