Eminem My Band
D-12

[Eminem]
I don't know dude, I think everybody's all jealous and shit,
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show,

Because

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
the girl like Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem!, I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock, please Marshall please let me suck your cock
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b 'cause b

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby
(alright, it's mine dude! give it's mine! aah! ow! dude!)

[Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[kuniva]
Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
Hey I thought we had an interview with D.J. Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
*And our mikes is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know what man?, I'ma say somethin'
*Hey, yo Em
[Eminem] You got something to say?
*Man nothing
*I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?
*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Aw man whatever
*I swear, I swear man

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo what's-)
Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band!
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obe and Dre?!

[Bizarre]
Godammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video - I was in the back
Superman video - I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who is D-12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D-12, I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
(Yes, Fuck yes)

[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
'cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because I'm the new singe...... (Hahahah)

[Eminem & Bizarre]
My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan, Leslie

[Eminem - Mexican Accent]
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single it's called My Salsa
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa

Where did everybody go?


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  12 - Act A Fool   12 - Activity As Phuctivity   12 - Another Public Service Announcement   12 - Chance To Advance   12 - Down Low   12 - Filthy   12 - Fuck Battlin   12 - Get The Dick   12 - Girls   12 - How People Get Fucked Up   12 - Maxine   12 - My Band   12 - Nasty Minds   12 - No One\'s Iller Than Me   12 - No Rubber   12 - Quitter   12 - Rap Guys   12 - Searchin   12 - Trife Thieves   12 - W.E.G.O. (Interlude)   12 - What What   14 Emcees   40 Oz   40 Oz.   40oz (Pour Your 40 Out)   6 in the Morning   6 Reasons   911   911 (featuring Gorillaz & Terry Hall)   Act A Fool   Activity As Phuctivity   Aint Nuttin' But Music   American Psycho   American Psycho 2   American Psycho Ii - B Real   Amityville   Another Public Service Annoucement   Another Public Service Announcement   Art Of War   B N U   Bad News   Barbershop   Bitch   Bizarre   Bizarre (skit)   Bizarre (Skit) (D12 World)   Blow My Buzz   Bring It To You   Bring Our Boys   Bugz 97   Bugz 97 [skit]   Butterfly   Canon   Chance To Advance   Cock & Squeeze   Cock And Squeeze   Commercial Break   D-12 World   D12 World   Derelict Theme   Desperados   Desperados Ft. Almighty Dreadknaughts   Devils Night   Doe Rae Me   Doe Rae Me (featuring Eminem & Obie Trice)   Down Low   Dude (Skit)   Dude [skit]   Fame   Fight Music   Fight Music (Radio Edit)   Filthy   Fuck Ajaye   Fuck Battlin   Fuck In The Truck   G-Shottie ft/Infa 1, Pretty Ugly & Scotty Po-che   G-Shottie ft\/Infa 1, Pretty Ugly & Scotty Po-che   Get Back   Get it Together   Get My Gun   Get The Dick   Get The Dick (raw mix, featuring Tha Outsidaz)   Girls   Git Up   Good Die Young   Hit Me With Your Best Shot   How Come   How Come (Clean)   How People Get Fucked Up   I Go Off   I Made It   I Remember   I Wish (dear Proof)   I'll Be Damned   Instigator   Just Like U   Just Like You   Keep Talkin   Keep Talking   Kill Zone   Leave Dat Boy Alone   Let\u2019s Go   Lies & Rumors   Lies and Rumors   Loyalty   Maxine   My Ballz   My Band   My Words Are Weapons   Nasty Mind   Nasty Minds   No One's Iller Than Me   No One\'s Iller Than Me   No Rubber   Obie Trice   On Fire   Outro   Overreact   Pass Dat Bong   Pimp Like Me   Pistol Pistol   Pour Your 40 Out   Purple Hills   Purple Pills   Purple Pills (Video Edit)   Quitter   Rap Game   Rap Game (50 Cent)   Rap Game (featuring 50 Cent)   Rap Guys   Rape A Bartender   Revelation   Searchin   Searchin'   Shit Can Happen   Shit On You   Six in the Morning   Slow Your Roll   Steve Berman   Steve Berman (skit)   Steve's Coffee House [skit]   Suck It (parody of "Work It")   Suck It (parody of \   Suckas Do What They Can (Real Playaz)   That's How (skit)   That's How...   These Drugs   Throw It Up   Trife Thieves   Trife Thieves featuring Eminem & Fuzz)   U R the One   Under The Influence   W.e.g.o. (interlude)   We Live This Shit   What What   What What (featuring Da Brigade)   When the Music Stops   Words Are Weapons

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