Eighteen Yr Old Lesbian
Tim Minchin

You can have my body nYou can steal my car nYou can take my money nYou can have what you like but it won’t get you very farn‘cause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbiannnYou can be my lover nWe can have a fling nYou can say your mine forevernYou tell me what you like but it won’t get you anythingnBecause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbiannnI can quite believe it after searching year of lonely searching nI’ve stumbled hear on my ideal girlnAnd forget about logistics though she’s seven years my juniornSo what if she likes kissing girls as well it doesn’t matter n‘cause I know I’ve found my only one she has my heart forever nbut ill keep my feelings to myself I’d never dare to tell her n‘cause she tends to wont females nAnd I definitely a fella but if she was mine by God I’d love her wellnnYou can be my buddy nOh we’ll be best of friends nAnd you may be smart or funny nWe may be the perfect pair but there’ll be tears in the end n’cause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbiannnI don’t see why I shouldn’t be allowed to have my dream nJust because we bat for different sides nJust look at Romeo and Juliet they ended up together nThough admittedly they prenatally died nDoesn’t matter nBecause next time I see her I’m goanna pledge my heart forever and I’ll ask for her hand although I won’t forget to tell her nThat I don’t mind wearing dresses if she wants to be the fella n‘cause I think I’ll make a really lovely bride nnI can quite believe it after searching year of lonely searching nI’ve stumbled hear on my ideal girlnOoh and forget about logistics though she’s seven years my juniornSo what if she likes kissing girls as well it doesn’t matter n‘cause next time I see her I’m goanna pledge my heart forever and I’ll ask for her hand although I wont forget to tell her nThat I don’t mind wearing dresses if she wants to be the fella n‘cause I think I’ll make a really lovely bride nnOoh my heart belongs to an eighteen year old eighteen year old lesbiann


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