Lesbian
Nuclear Bubble Wrap

When I was younger, I had my wishes
I dreamed of being something else each day
Wished I was a superhero or an astronaut in space
My life continued, and as it happened
I watched it from the sidelines and
I looked back and realized how I wish it had began

If I was a lesbian my life would be great
I would be a lot less shy when asking girls out on dates
And Iâ€™d be the cutest girl, as Iâ€™m sure youâ€™re aware
And Iâ€™d be the only girl I know to wear boysâ€™ underwear
And if I was a lesbian buy pretty clothes
And Iâ€™d be all cool and edgy and Iâ€™d pierce my nose
And Iâ€™d have a lot of fun comparing boobs with my friends
And I wouldnâ€™t be afraid of getting pregnant again

As I grew older and went to high school
I was your average teenage boy
Wearing makup and skinny jeans was the stuff that I enjoyed
And then it hit me one fateful weekend
I tried to lez out with my friends one day
Then I knew that my path in life was not completely straight

If I was a lesbian my life would be grand
Cause Iâ€™d go around in public holding my girlfriendâ€™s hand
And Iâ€™d read a bunch of anime and vampire books
And I could finally buy pantyhose and not get crazy looks
And if I was a lesbian Iâ€™d dance in my bra
And Iâ€™d make out with another girl in front of grandma
And Iâ€™d finally ask girls out without getting turned away
Cause it seems like every girl I like always turns out gay

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