Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give ya so just sit down and listen.
Girl ya know we've been together such a long long time(such a long time).
And now im ready to lay it on the line.
Wow ya know it's christmas and my hearts open wide(open wide).
gonna give you somethin so ya know whats on my mind(whats on my mind).
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside, its my dick in a box.
It's in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring.
that sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car.
Girl, you know your my shinin' star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills.
A girl like you needs somethin' real.
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.
Somethin' special girl.
It's my dick in a box.
My dick in a box babe.
It's my dick in a box.
Oohh, my dick in a box girl.
See i'm wise enough to know when a gift needs given.
and i got just the one.
Somethin' to show ya you are second to none.
To all the fella's out there with ladies to impress.
It's easy to do, just follow these steps.
One, cut a hole in a box.
Two, put your junk in that box.
Three, make her open that box.
And thats the way you do it.
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Oohh, my dick in a box girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hannuka, dick in a box
Kwanzza, a dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box.
Over at your parent's house, a dick in a box.
Mid day at the grocery store, a dick in a box.
Back stage at the CMA's, a dick in a box.
My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box.