Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate taleI speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jailVegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each nightThe killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fightSalads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regimeDon't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can'tscreamCHORUSI've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream screamscream)Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insidesrevealed)Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell)Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...)I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blueIf he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in twoI'm a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in arageI told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hourI'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflowerCHORUSHow low as people do we dare to stoopMaking young broccolis bleed in the soupUntie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let potted plants freeDon't mash that potatoI've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream screamscream)Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry aresealed)
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