Why Won't Rolf Harris Just Fuck Off And Die?
Rodney Rude
There’s an Aussie bloke and he’s everybody’s chumnHe’s been around a hundred years bringing happiness and funnBut now it’s time to ask ourselves is there a reason whynWhy won’t Rolf Harris just fuck off and die?nn[chorus]nOh! Why won’t Rolf Harris just fuck off and die?nIf you know then tell me coz I don’t know whynWe’ve had enough of wobble boards and Jake the fucking pegnHe must be a hundred and one by now why ain’t the fucker dead?nnYou can travel right around the world, no matter where you gonThe four-eyed little bastard’s there with another pissy shownHe’s got stupid bloody glasses and silly bloody hairnAnd the thing I hate about him most, he’s every-fucking wherenWith his Buddy Holly glasses and ridiculous wobble boardnI’ve watched for five hundred years and now I’m fucking borednWith his splashing paint around the joint, three bloody legsnTo put up with you Rolf, you prick; I need to drink three kegsnn[chorus]nnOne good thing about you Rolf, when your voice gets hoarse and roughnYou can still rub painted pictures and all that fucking stuffnYes you’re better than Van Gogh, that’s what I bloody saidnBut instead of lopping just one ear cut off your fucking headnAnd you’re always going, humph, huh, humph, huh, humph, huhnYou make me fucking sicknWhy don’t you pull your foreskin over your head and vanish down your dicknn[chorus]nnOh! You’re always hopping round the stage with that third fucking legnSinging about a bloke named Jake who’s got an extra legnI can really help you Rolf, though I’m not one to stopnBut I’d like to get my chainsaw out and cut the fucker offnThere’s a stairway to heaven you turned into a hitnYou should just climb the stairs you aggravating little shitnThere’s two little boys with only one fucking horsenAnd I’ll tie that kangaroo down on the barbeque of coursenn[chorus]nnLed Zeppelin, Freddy Mercury and Mick Jagger too are all thinkingnHoly fuck what are we going to do?nHis wobble board gets on our nerves he’s really bloody weird and he looks like Buddy Holly with a great big fucking beard!
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