- Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out Of A Salmon Tin -nnI'm walking along in Melbourne there, this homeless prick comes up to menHe goes 'Eh eh give me some money, don't know where me next meal is coming from'nI said 'Get outta here you homeless fuck!, unless you wanna waddle off the street here with a cowboy boot wedged in your homeless arse crack'nFuck off home, anyone'd think you didn't have a home to go to!nHe said 'Oh, oh I need some money, don't know where me next meal is coming from'nI said I don't know where my next meal is coming from, don't know whether I'm goin' to KFC or McDonalds there, can't make up me mind'nGet outta here with your cap made out of an old fucken number platenYour newspaper shirt and your jeans made out of green garbage bagsnBack to under your bridge you homeless fuck, there's shit everywherenBack them under your fucken bridge, your kids there with half a fucken Big MacnAnd your wife with tampons made outta muffins, get outta here!nWalkin' around in one thong, get another thong!nWalkin' around there in a thong made outta of an old salmon tinnGet outta here you homeless fuck!nI'll kick you over a cliffnI don't take any shit from those homeless pricksnGet outta here you homeless fuck!