Fly in the ointment
Stain on the character
Dust on the wainscot
Hair on the gate
Bee in the bonnet
Ash on the waistcoat
Flake on the shoulder
Crack in the plate
Eye on the clock
Bat in the belfry
Head in the sand
Kick up the arse
Smudge on the collar
Hands in the paint
Flea in the ear
Snake in the grass
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I though that you love me
'Cos that's what you said
Climb on the table
Pat on the bed
The further you love me
You were taking the piss-tic
Out of the frying pan
Into the mystic
Rock in the carpet
Gap in the market
The open umbrella
But wait in the hall
An old bit of gum
With nowhere to park it
Soldier of fortune
Ear on the wall
Photos
I thought that you loved me
Cos that's how I felt
Kick in the bollocks
Under the belt
I thought that you loved me
Now I know I'm a prune
I wish through the window
(this line is so mumbled I doubt he knows what he said)
Knot in the hanky
Rat on the landing
Little bit hanging
Pain in the bum
Mind your own business
Only one standing
Wrong side of the bed
Terrible hum
I thought that you loved me
Cos that's what you said
Grub on the table
Hat on the bed
I thought that you loved me
You were taking the piss-tic
Out of the frying pan
Into the mystic
(note: the noises in the last verse and chorus are just him making
Rolf Harris type noises, he doesn't actually say any proper words)
Fly In The Ointment
Ian Dury
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Apples Apples (Demo) Apples [*][Demo Version] Billericay Dickie Bit Of Kit Blackmail Man Blockheads Blow [Instrumental] [Demo] [Bonus Track] [*][Instr... Blow [Instrumental][Demo Version] Bus Driversu2019 Prayer Byline Browne Cacka Boom Clevor Trever Common as Muck Crippled With Nerves Dance For The Screamers Dance Little Rude Boy Dance of the Crackpots Dance of the Screamers Delusions of Grandeur Donu2019t Ask Me Eugenius (you're A Genius) Friends Fucking Ada Funky Disco Pops Game On Girls Watching Have A Word Heavy Living Hey, Hey, Take Me Away Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick [Bonus Track] [*] Hit Me with Your Rythm Stick Honeysuckle Highway I Made Mary Cry [*][Demo Version] I Want to Be Straight If I Was With a Woman Inbetweenies Inbetweenies [Backing Track] [Demo] [Bonus Track] ... Iu2019m Partial To Your Abracadabra Jack Shit George London Talking Lonely Town Looking For Harry Lullaby For Francies Mischief My Old Man No Such Thing As Love Oh Mr Peanut One Love Pardon Pc Honey Percy The Poet Peter the Painter Plaistow Patricia Poo-Poo In The Prawn Poor Joey Profoundly in Love With Pandora Quick Quick Slow Quiet Razzle in My Pocket Really Glad You Came Reasons To Be Cheerful, Pt. 3 Red Letter Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy Rough Kids Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll Sink My Boats Spasticus (Autisticus) Spasticus Autisticus Sweet Gene Vincent Sweet Gene Vincent [*][Instrumental][Demo Version] Sweet Gene Vincent [Live] Take Me To The Cleaners Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup Tell Your Daddy Thatu2019s Not All The Body Song The Call-Up The Mumble Rumble and the Cocktail Rock The Passing Show The Right People The Roadette Song There Ainu2019t Half Been Some Clever Bastards This Is What We Find Trust Is A Must Uncoolohol Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy Upminster Kid Very Personal Wait For Me Waiting for Your Taxi Wake Up and Make Love With Me Wake Up and Make Love With Me [*][Demo Version] Wake Up and Make Love with Me [Live] What A Waste What a Waste! Your Horoscope Youu2019ll See Glimpses Youu2019re More Than Fair
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