Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnnOY!!! MIDGETS, LOOKEE HERE!!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS MOFO!!!!nnHi, kids, do you like salami?nWanna see if I can bullshit you into thinking I'm a Garami?nnWanna see me die and do what she did?nTry Sprite and get f***ed in the anus like Deliverance? (Squeal Like a Pig!!!)nnFriends are dead weightnI wanna swim but I just atenAnd I can't find out which banana peel I wanna slip on (HEY!!!)nThen Joss Whedon said Barry, you're an A-rab!!! (Nuh-uh!)nThen why you holding an AK, man?! You are wasted!!!nWell, first off it's you're, not you are.nI'd expect that from hack atheist, Rawr!!!nNo offense, but I have three namesnand ripped off an Eminem song that couldn't stay on Billboard for three f***in' days.nI don't smoke, I chokenand try to piss off the PopenFaster than Tyrone Biggums on DopenC'mere!!!nBarry, wait, that's my cousin!!!nI don't give a damnnFillion sent me to spread some lovin'nnHi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnnMy A.P. teacher hated me because of my waysnI ain't taking no shit from that gorramn gaynI stabbed him with a pennThrew at him a hennAnd said I think you should change your name to Ben (Like Kenobi)nWalked into Mos EspanWith some chick named VespanOr wait, I think that was the carnI keyednMaybe peednOn top of the hoodnE.T. Phone home, runnin' over some bronWith a flying bikenTied to some crazy hobo screamingnTHE END IS NIGH!!!!n99% of my life I was cheatednEspecially in Uno, 'cause my opponent was conceitednI told that bastard I'd be a filmmakernAnd send eight vampires to smack him with a staplernYou know you're coolnWhen the nerd next to you's a foolnIn the middle of some Harrison Ford vs. Ridley Scott duelnI saw Harold & Kumar at White CastlenAnd told Kumar he's an asshole (True true)nnHi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnnSTOP THE SPINNER!!! THIS GUY IS FLYING ON A PLANE!!! (*Gasp*)nOY!!! BRUCE CAMPBELL, USE YOUR BOOMSTICK OR SOMETHING!!!nI want to say hi nTo a friend of mine, nBut in truth he's gone.nBut there's no water in my eyes.nAm I dead or alive?nWho cares if I trynTo accept myself in life?nI drank some coke with no icenI strap a lightsaber on menAnd go to bed with no change on menSo, no hobo can saynGod Bless You, Sir Barry!!!nAnd if you see my cat...nTell her I hated that time when she bit on my hand....nnHi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry HarrisnHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)nMy name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris