Yeh yeah!n(steady eddy)nOh fuck off mate, you got about as much manners, yelling out stup.. puttin’ shit on poor old..Don’t fucken parrot pack like that!nYou’d be askin’ poor fucken Steady Eddy to go in a an egg and Spoon race, you’d do!nPoor fucken Steady. You’d be askin’ the poor fuck to thread a needle!nSteady, I took Steady out the other night the bloody to. Wherever the fuck it was, the Tullamarine, yeah to ah the Dragonfly. Took Steady out to the Dragonfly, Tullamarine there for a Chinese feed. Had to bring the poor prick halfway through the night he had stab marks in his cheeks. Don’t give Steady fucken chopsticks!nLine him up a blind date, the woman bloody abused him the next day. Reckon she felt like she been standin’ nude at the end of a fucken golf drivin’ range when Steady had finished with her. Bruises all over her vagina when Steady had been tryin’ to plant one!nTook Steady up to bloody Queensland, were divin’ off Briby Island. Poor old Steady come up too quick he got the fucken straights!nI was gonna take a break there but I feel guilty that we put shit on Steady Eddy and I wanna do a dedication to him kinda show me respect.nI do a quick dedication to Steady, ok right here ya go. Show respectnSteady Eddy don’t have mates at the piss trough,nCos Steady sprays it all around the room!nIf you’re standing next to Steady at the piss troughnThe quicker that you leave one leg too soonnYes he’s very liked is our SteadynAnd he’s got a lot more mates than me and younBut he don’t have any mates at the piss troughnCos Steady wouldn’t piss all over you!nnGreat audience, yes sir, thank-you, great, thank-you, yeah, yeahnLook at all these cunts bowin’ that’s fucken great!nThank-you very much what a great audience!