I’m just a waitressnThe food here is tastelessnI’m not your private wenchnSo please excuse my FrenchnMedium to rarenWant to stick it up your…nAsk me to get some waternFor your difficult daughternn-Repeat verse 1-nnCabernet Sauvignonna nice Moët et ChandonnnKilled a cockroach in the kitchennNearly part of the meal you’r eatingnYou better be nice to menI’ll spit in your coffeenI’ll spit in your teannI’m just a waitressnMy name’s on the shiftlistnI’m smiling ‘cause it paysnI cry on my off daysnnOur special for the eveningnIs vichyssoisen-a creamy leek potato soupnnEverything’s always my faultnwhen the kitchen’s closednwhen your food is coldnlipstick mark on the coffee cupnwhen the music sucksnwhen the bread is oldnnI’m just a waitressnMy name is on the shiftlistnI’m smiling ‘cause it paysnI cry on my off daysnI cry on my off daysnnI’m just a waitress I’ve been herenFor three yearsnI’m still waitingnI’m still waiting
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Karen Zoid
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