The Waitress
Tech N9ne

Damn!nHey, that's all I'ma say right nownI'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, goin' take that bownYou lookin', boy, my lady would hate thisnIf she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin' off the waitressnn[Verse 1]nWoo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?nI'm sittin' here with another female and it's 'posed to be exclusivenBeauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighsnI want a raspberry lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is on the sidenYou speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peepednIt's makin' me weak to the point I can't even eatnCause you give me butterflies, them butter thighs need to be publicizednA wonderful face and waist that's great and there's no mistake that I love the eyesnNever like them other guys, cause when I want it I'm on itnThe way I'm watchin' you feel uncomfortable, don't it?nBut I'm thinkin' you should be in movies and this you need to quitnThen suddenly under my table I got a kicknn[Chorus]nI'm with my girlie but I'm lookin' at the waitressnI'm at a business meeting trippin' off the waitressnCan't think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate thisnI'm sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitressnAnd I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)nCome get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)nI really like the way you (work that, work that)nCan I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)nThe waitress got it goin' onnn[Verse 2]nTake my order anytime, I come here many timesnA week so she can give me mine, baby girl is plenty finenBusiness meeting, capital grin, was sippin' when she caught my eyenWhen she came over to us I said, Can I get yo number on the fly?nSmell like no other, look like she strip undercovernWish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mothernAnother interested brother who'd love to become your lovernBurn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug yanOutta here but I'm not gonna leave this place without gettin' in yo facenI'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how you tastenAnd I move at a puma's pacenSo baby please if you find the time to get up out the weedsnI wanna make you my squeeze cause these other chicks you supersedenI call her waitress and homie, I call him servernThe waiter's a bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur no furthernCause she's bliss, I'm tryin' to get in yo knicksnI want you so my order you can 86nn[Chorus]nn[Verse 3]nAnd don't be tippin' her below 20 percentnShe need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies, then see her ventnTo get money's her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgersnBelieve her's is for TIPS meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt ServicenI'm nervous cause I'm gawkin mom's curvagenI'm beyond flirtish, us hookin up we both concert itnWhere you get that smell from? She would never tell onenBut she told me this, she say me she liked me cause I'm well donenNow your girl lookin' real, real stanky, ain't she?nCause she know you lookin' at the waitress thinkin' hanky-pankynHer attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank menEven though she a single parent breakin' her back but ain't so crankynI had to make her my girl, now she goin' eat with menSouthern booty, mane, I truly never need to fleenI'm stayin' focused, the waitress got me postednBut damn, look at that booty on the hostessnn[Chorus]

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