One, two, three, fourShe don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tieAlways on the ball, she's always on strikeStruttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to flyYou ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyYou ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyPaid my fare, don't wanna complainYou get to me always outta champagneTreat me like a bum, don't wear no tie'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyYou ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyAnd the sign says, 'Thank you very much for not smoking'My own sign says, 'I'm sorry, I'm smokin''Don't treat me special, oh don't kiss my assTreat me like the way they treat 'em up in first classSanitation expert and a maintenance engineerGarbage man, a janitor and you my dearA real union flight attendant, my oh myYou ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyYou ain't nothin' but a waitress in the skyYou ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Lyrics by The Replacements
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