Everybody in LA wants to be a starnGrab a major part in a movie, ride a brand new carnEverybody in LA, lives a part of the dreamnFancy names and places plastered on a movie screennOh everybody in LA wants to be a starnnI went to LAnI went to be a starnTravelled 10 hours with a demo tape under my armnBut the girls and boys of the LA scene, the waiters in the cocktail barsnSaid its not who you know, its who you blow!nOh everybody in LA wants to be a starnnEveryone in LA wants to be a starnnCatch a leading part and be admired from afarnCasting at three to pay the agents fee.nI went to LA I wanted to be a starnnEverybody in LA longs to be a starnnSo many people want to be a star that theres no room for any normal peoplennIts a lovely dream living in LAnLiving to be a starnA dream to be a starnWaves of admirers from afarnFortunes are madenDeals from a waitress in a barnnGlare from the amount of starsnSilicone stars glisten at nightnnHollywood calls the starsnBut can the waitress in a barnReally get the partnAlong side a man twice here agennThere are no angels in LAnOnly those who wish to become a starnnHollywood calls and half the population callsnIm here, Im herenIm only the waitressing in a bar until my time is up!nHolly wood calls and most of the population falls at its feet.nWaiting patiently for auditionsnThe town is waiting for the auditionnnThe rest of the world are sheepnAnd will pay heavily for their upkeep