The Land Of Funk
Del The Funky Homosapien

We off to the land of funk

Where you can damn near do anything you want

But take it easy, don't splurge the funk

You got the urge to funk, you gotta make it last


It's a stone gas, I'm the sworn protector of the nectar

I got the juice to get you in the sector

Right on, right here

Come on, let's go while we in the clear


I triumph over chumps and turkeys

And obvious squares who work hard to try to jerk me

First see self then others, be translucent

D did it, maybe they can't do it


Wastin' some good funk, gimme that shit

I'm taxin' you, bitch, at 75%

Next time, keep it like you want it

Instead of just wipin' your ass with it

And then you feel haunted when it's gone


In a song, I define the whole parameter, draw the diameter

Cross the county line, now you're found behind funk frontiers

You punk Negros don't want none here

Au contrair, one snare get my flow beyond air


Land, sea, water and fire to the ether world or deeper still

With a peek through the veil

Frolic with the knowledge that the slumpasaurus exists

Just twist your knob to funk and get a whiff

Smell that, inhale that, it's in the foliage

I'm showin' you the way 'cause lots of fools don't be knowin' this, jeah


{Okay, now you gotta get ready for this part

(What part?)

This one part here, now it start takin' you into this, like ill twist, dig it?

(Okay, okay, I dig)

Okay we gone, keep movin' through right here

(It's, it's creepy)


{Quit whinin', we almost there, Foo

(This is weird, I feel strange)

You're supposed to dig it, just a bar maybe left

Okay, okay, jump, here it is, let's go


Who are you? We don't know who you are

Who told you 'bout our scene? You better start talkin' fast

Don't make no sudden moves, we aimin' our funk at you

I know you must be spies for the barbarians from outside

We're going to funk with you, too late, sucker


We off to the land of funk

Where you can damn near do anything you want

But take it easy, don't splurge the funk

You got the urge to funk, you gotta make it last


It's a stone gas, I'm the sworn protector of the nectar

I got the juice to get you in the sector

Right on, right here

Come on, let's go while we in the clear


What a predicament, you gone and slipped up

In a simple mix up but get stuck in the funk

And we gotta funk you up one time

And you gonna tell us what the funk be on your mind


Outside jive jesters always question the healing properties of funk

But wanna still walk with a chunk

You must be dumb to think you gettin' away scot-free

I got the lock and key


I preserve the funk for future generations

Let 'em know it's the nucleus of new sensations

Best to know where you come from

'Cause you may have to go back, Kojack

But now you didn't know that

I know you need a hearing aid


Here, take a face full of funk and you can clearly taste

The difference in a taste test with the fake mess

Perpetrating musical skill

Got people so confused due to overkill

I'm a little older still, I got a secret

Funk keep me beneath the feces


Underground, on some deep shit

Stress free on the case and then I beat it

Without the sequined glove, peep the love

In each base throb, I take my job


Serious but it's fun to funk

I only came to give you what you want

Even if you don't know that you want it yet

You already peeped game, you just ain't applied it

A-plus my guidance counselor, not my sidekick


Provided a new form of funk that'll pry open your eyelids

Compound 7, now try this special ingredient

But don't be greedy, bitch

Or we gon' funk you up and that's immediate


All rise, fall in line

Everybody chime in on time


Funk is continuous, funkin' is a function

I will honor the the funk

The funk is fragile, handle the funk with care

It's dynamite, it's outta sight

We interplanetary funkin'

Light years away from squares and turkeys


Funk is a form of communication

Funk is power self generated

Funk'll keep the lights on

P, G and E ain't got nothin' on D

P, G and E ain't got nothin' on D


Okay, we funkin', willin' and able

To funk in the world wide funk federation

The W.W.F.F

The W.W.F.F


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Lyrics by Del The Funky Homosapien

  10 Paces   Ahone Two, Ahone Two   Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo   Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo (Remix)   And They Thought That Was Hell   Back in the Chamber   Battle Song   Bitin Ain't Samplin   BM's   Boo Boo Heads   Boogieman   Bubble Pop   Burnt   Captain America   Catch a Bad One   Catch All This   Check It Ooout   Corner Song   Corner Story   Crazy Del Song; Operator   Cyberpunks   Dark Skin Girls   Del's Nightmare   Delta Time   Deltron 3030   Descending   Disastrous   Don't Forget   Don't Stop Rappin'   Dont Forget The Bass   Dr. Bombay   Excuse to Let Loose   Eye Examination   Fake As Fuck   Faulty   Fit Like A Glove   Followers   Foot Down   Funkyhomosapien   Future Development   FWA (Fair Weather Associates)   Games Begin   Get It Right Now!   Go Against The Grain   Grand Royal   Hardcore Punks Can't Take It   Hoe   Hold Your Hand   Hoodz Come In Dozens   I Got Whut U Need   I Got You   I'll Tell You   I'm Smellin' Myself   If You Must   In And Out   Jaw Gymnastics   King Of Fighters   Land of Funk   Land of Immediate Rap Hits   Last Hurrah   Leader   Love Is Worth   Love Story   Lyric Lickin'   Lyric Licking   Made In America   Madness   Makes No Sense   Mastermind   Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch   Memory Loss   Mental Fitness   Miles to Go   Militant   Missing Link   Mistadobalina   Money for Sex   Monkey Wrench   Naked Fonk   New Coke   News Alert   No More Worries   No Need for Alarm   Offspring   One Out Of A Million   Pet Peeves   Phoney Phranchise   Phony Phranchise   Pissin' On Your Steps   Positive Contact   Prelude   Press Rewind   Proto Culture   Raw Sewage   Rock the House [Radio Edit] [Edit]   Same Ol' Thing   Shit Talkers   Signature Slogans   Simple Satisfaction   Situations   Skull & Crossbones   Sleepin' On My Couch   Sometimes I Gotta Get Stupid   Soopa Feen   Spittin Sawblades   Stay On Your Toes   Str8t Up and Down   Straight From The Big Bad West Coast   Stress The World   Style Police   Sunny Meadowz   Thank Youse   The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza   The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II   The Undisputed Champs   The Wacky World Of Mass Transit   The Wacky World of Rapid Transit   Things You Can Do   Time Is Too Expensive   Time Keeps On Slipping   Town to Town   Treats for the Kiddies   Turbulence (remix)   U Don't Hear Me Tho   Upgrade [A Brymar College Course]   Virus   Wack M.C.'s   What Is a Booty?   Why Ya Want to Get Funky...   Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?   Worldwide   Wrong Place   Wrongplace   X-Files   Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers   Ya Lil' Crumbsnatchers   You're In Shambles   Young Adrenaline

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