Good evening.nDo not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong.nWe have taken control as to bring you this special show.nWe will return it to you as soon as you are grooving.nnWelcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, nOr deeper still, the Mothership Connection.nHome of the extraterrestrial brothers,nDealers of funky music.nP.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.nnComing to you directly from the MothershipnTop of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power.nSo kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.nAnd me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.nMy motto is:nnMake my funk the P.FunknI want my funk uncut (make mine the P)nMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up)nI want the bomb,nI want the P.Funk (yeah)nI want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)nMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up.nnWEFUNK, y'all.nNow this is what I want you all to do:nIf you got faults, defects or shortcomings,nYou know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines,nWhatever part of your body it is, nI want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through.nFunk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?nThe desired effect is what you get nWhen you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship.nSir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming.nDoin' it to you in 3-D,nSo groovy that I dig me.nOnce upon a time called Now!nSomebody say, Is there funk after death?nI say, Is Seven Up?nYeah, P.Funk!nnMake my funk the P.Funk (uncut funk!)nI want my funk uncut (P.Funk!)nMake my funk the P.Funk (uncut)nI wants to get funked up.nI want the bomb,nI want the P.FunknI want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)nMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up.nnMake my funk the P.Funk (make mine)nI want my funk uncut (the P)nMake my funk the P.Funk (hah!)nI wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all)nI want the bomb, (home of the bomb)nI want the P.FunknI want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk)nMake my funk the P.FunknBefore I take it homennYeah, I dig!nLet me put my sunglasses on.nThat's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses.nSo you can feel cool.nGangster lean.nY'all should dig my sun-rooftop.nWell, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile.nSounds like it got a three on it though, to me.nThen I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredientsnLike Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie.nIt was cool,nBut can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho!nWEFUNK, we funk.nMake my funk the P.Funk (ho!)nI want my funk uncut (oh, make mine)nMake my funk the P.Funk (yeah)nI wants to get funked up.nI want the bomb,nI want the P.Funk (P.Funk, y'all)nDon't want my funk stepped onnMake my funk the P.Funkn(Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)nBefore I take it home.nnGettin' deep.nOnce upon a time called Right NownAin't it funky nownFar 'roundnHey, doin' it to ya in the earholennMake my funk the P.FunknI want my funk uncut (make mine the P)nMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb)nI want the bomb,nI want the P.FunknDon't want my funk stepped onnMake my funk the P.FunknBefore I take it homenYeahnnWe're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for StarchildnMake my funk the P.FunknI want my funk uncutnMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up.nI want the bomb,nI want the P.FunknDon't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine)nMake my funk the P.Funk (I wants to get funked up)nBefore I take it homennDon't stop, get downnTalk!nBlow your hornnPeee-youuu!nWants to get funked upnWell, allright!nnMake my funk the P.FunknI want my funk uncutnMake my funk the P.Funk nI wants to get funked up.nI want the bomb, (P.Funk)nI want the P.FunknI want my funk uncut.nMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up.nnMake my funk the P.FunknI want my funk uncutnMake my funk the P.FunknI wants to get funked up.nI want the bomb,nI want the P.FunknI want my funk uncut.nMake my funk the P.FunknBefore I take it homennWelcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, nOr deeper still, the Mothership Connection.nHome of the extraterrestrial brothers,nDealers of funky music.nP.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.nnLollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.nChocolate coated, freaky and habit-formingnComing to you in 3-DnSo groovy that I dig menYeah!nYeah! P.Funk!n