Treats for the Kiddies
Del the Funky Homosapien

Produced By: Stimulated Dummies



[TALKING]


A problem? Yeah I got a problem

Cause. . . I been waitin for how

Long for this shit to come out?

Now this the tricks and treats shit, ya know?

Now all y'all motherphukkers that listen to it

And I'm sick and tired of

This shit, because...

All you wack motherphukkers keep comin out with records!

And guess what I'm about to do?

Guess what I'm 'bout to do?!

I'm 'bout to catch you out there

And chopyourmotherphukkinheadoff!!!


Who's the jester?

Under pressure?

Not me!

I hate emcees a lot, flee

Escape

I'll tape your mouth closed

Dispose of your flows

The ones that you chose

Don't compare

Where is your other shit?

When I discover it

I'm shovin that shit

Right back in your mouth

And start with another kick

Good riddance

Suds of blood like the Red Sea splashes

When I smash kids

Ashes and cremations

We wait in

The torture chamber

Of course you blame a

Brother like Del for murder

Word up, on a mission

It's in my heart

Rippin fools apart

You dart and dash

But I'll remove your heart fast

With my bare hands

Stashed it into their plans

I'd like to see it pulsate in my palm

Squeeze it, squish it

Eat it with a biscuit

For breakfast

You're next if

You step with

Your bright ideas

I might apply years

Of rhymin

Til the time when

I blind men

With a flash of light

I'll blast you right

In the corneas

I'm warnin ya's

So take heed to that

Before you bleed, in fact

I'm keepin niggas outta my head

Outta my head


Instead

They bled

They dead

Call the Feds


[Hook (4x):]

This is how you're treated (this is how you're treated)

When my rhyme's completed

Niggas get defeated (defeated!)


I wanna push and shove

Take off the kid gloves

Tearin the terrorist

Where a fist

Holds a dagger

Stick it in your stomach and drag your

Insides across the ground

Get 'em at the lost and found

At the police station

I'm patient

I won't get you yet

So no sweat

You're no threat

I bet I can belt your brain

When my scalpel felt your brain

You convulsed

No pulse

We lost him

Cost him his life

Phukkin around

It's too easy to buck 'em down

Let 'em drown

Face down in a toilet

Take his brain and boil it

Watchin who I tell cuz they'll spoil it

They might reveal


My anger is real

Keep your lips sealed

Or yo might be the next to keel over

Or Murderous

Refer to us

When you feel the need

To bleed your chicken feed

Yeah, plead for mercy

Before I burst free

I'm blood thirsty

When it comes to who disturbs me

I make your life complicated

Emcees get ground and grated

While they waited

In the lobby

It's my hobby

It'll prob'ly be me

Who sees your knees

Buckle-

Phuk you

And your duck crew

I'mma pluck you from safety

When I break free


[Hook (4x)]


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Lyrics by Del the Funky Homosapien

  10 Paces   Ahone Two, Ahone Two   Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo   Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo (Remix)   And They Thought That Was Hell   Back in the Chamber   Battle Song   Bitin Ain't Samplin   BM's   Boo Boo Heads   Boogieman   Bubble Pop   Burnt   Captain America   Catch a Bad One   Catch All This   Check It Ooout   Corner Song   Corner Story   Crazy Del Song; Operator   Cyberpunks   Dark Skin Girls   Del's Nightmare   Delta Time   Deltron 3030   Descending   Disastrous   Don't Forget   Don't Stop Rappin'   Dont Forget The Bass   Dr. Bombay   Excuse to Let Loose   Eye Examination   Fake As Fuck   Faulty   Fit Like A Glove   Followers   Foot Down   Funkyhomosapien   Future Development   FWA (Fair Weather Associates)   Games Begin   Get It Right Now!   Go Against The Grain   Grand Royal   Hardcore Punks Can't Take It   Hoe   Hold Your Hand   Hoodz Come In Dozens   I Got Whut U Need   I Got You   I'll Tell You   I'm Smellin' Myself   If You Must   In And Out   Jaw Gymnastics   King Of Fighters   Land of Funk   Land of Immediate Rap Hits   Last Hurrah   Leader   Love Is Worth   Love Story   Lyric Lickin'   Lyric Licking   Made In America   Madness   Makes No Sense   Mastermind   Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch   Memory Loss   Mental Fitness   Miles to Go   Militant   Missing Link   Mistadobalina   Money for Sex   Monkey Wrench   Naked Fonk   New Coke   News Alert   No More Worries   No Need for Alarm   Offspring   One Out Of A Million   Pet Peeves   Phoney Phranchise   Phony Phranchise   Pissin' On Your Steps   Positive Contact   Prelude   Press Rewind   Proto Culture   Raw Sewage   Rock the House [Radio Edit] [Edit]   Same Ol' Thing   Shit Talkers   Signature Slogans   Simple Satisfaction   Situations   Skull & Crossbones   Sleepin' On My Couch   Sometimes I Gotta Get Stupid   Soopa Feen   Spittin Sawblades   Stay On Your Toes   Str8t Up and Down   Straight From The Big Bad West Coast   Stress The World   Style Police   Sunny Meadowz   Thank Youse   The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza   The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II   The Land Of Funk   The Undisputed Champs   The Wacky World Of Mass Transit   The Wacky World of Rapid Transit   Things You Can Do   Time Is Too Expensive   Time Keeps On Slipping   Town to Town   Turbulence (remix)   U Don't Hear Me Tho   Upgrade [A Brymar College Course]   Virus   Wack M.C.'s   What Is a Booty?   Why Ya Want to Get Funky...   Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?   Worldwide   Wrong Place   Wrongplace   X-Files   Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers   Ya Lil' Crumbsnatchers   You're In Shambles   Young Adrenaline

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