Cut:
This is batsumon
Ikimashou!
Hook:
This is real hip hop not no phony phranchise
Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
This is D-E-L not no phony phranchise
Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
This is Hieroglyphics not no phony phranchise
Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
Cut:
Rag Del, impetuous, tempestuous
My power's activated, have to make it, funky
Del deep, scuba diver wet suit
Who survived to get loose
Brewin' in the test tubes
To the rescue, extradition process
To get you all stressed
Step onto my office
That's what you call fresh
It's more like some soft breasts
If I stopped cess, I probably would cough less
Test it, just to see if ya'll rested
I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man
Yo, you miss it in ya' public school district
Get a book and do the physics
Yo' I got a cool image
Like Hendrix, my kindred
Y'all fuck up to my index
Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax
Ain't nothin' new motherfucker man I been black
Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat
You paper chasin' when you make it then you spit that
That your whole life shoulda never even been rap
Wannabe gangster fool around and get your friend capped
Talkin' hella shit my brother trying to buy a ten sack
Man, just call me amphibious
Submerging so deep yanking curtains on these idiots
Walking 'round oblivious more than annoying
Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed and
Times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment
Walkin' round the town all 'noid and bent
Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka
Intoxicated some of y'all call it faded
With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden
Sleepin' in the lobby of the Days Inn
Hook
Cut:
Never outdated
When my power's activated, have to make it, funky
I'm barn storming, alluring, curing
Your ailments with lyrical talismans
Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer
Your tool to reduce your little rhymes are non-existent
Meticulous methods I use to modify
The style you all should try
Posh poetics, cost effective
Neck and neck with sun beams
Transcends the fabric of time
Yah, it's one thing
Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakerz
Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you meager
Style malfunctional I'm punchin' in early
Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (who?)
Del is, got you cornered like a cougar
Comin' up with new words like you must be a lummox
Wanna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts
Lactose intolerant your bowels'll blow up
Catastrophic so deep can't locate with metal detectors
Listen more then once you'll need several inspections
I'm sicker than a beef recall
Reiterate the fact with flows that free fall
Reintroduction the classic material
That last with imperial
Props and Pop Will Eat Itself
Hotter than coals tread and your feet'll melt
Like plastic I castrate contenders
With a crew that got more power than the Westcoast Avengers
Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor
Hook:
It's just that real hip hop not no phony phranchise
Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
This is D-E-L not no phony phranchise
Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
This is Hieroglyphics not no phony phranchise
Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
Verse 3:
Mouth watering musical madness
More bomb than Bombay in glad bags, get mesmerized
Spellbound Del found profound
Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental
I used to be dazed and confused
Now I'm amazed and amused
At life and its clever ruse
I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble
Brain damage got 'em befuddle
Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear
Your over there in the corner drinking non-alcoholic beer
Dominating, commentating moving on to great things
Embracing the lunacy, lacing the community
With one, two, and three for all clueless emcees
They need guidance, tutorials from the Overlord of skill
Magnifying music with my magnificent mind
That blinds with such shine it's embarrassing
Hop in the caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans
You know what, I'm claimin' dozens
It's Sudden Impact Crib Death
It's big threat major counter-act like tazers
Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers
I crave flavorings with custom tailorings
I can comunicate with aliens, it's a daily routine
It's never failing you fiends to get cream
By the continuity the rhymes move in unity perfectly with the tunes
I hope it hits you soon
Hook
When my power's activated, have to make it funny
Phoney Phranchise
Del the Funky Homosapien
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Lyrics by Del the Funky Homosapien
10 Paces Ahone Two, Ahone Two Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo (Remix) And They Thought That Was Hell Back in the Chamber Battle Song Bitin Ain't Samplin BM's Boo Boo Heads Boogieman Bubble Pop Burnt Captain America Catch a Bad One Catch All This Check It Ooout Corner Song Corner Story Crazy Del Song; Operator Cyberpunks Dark Skin Girls Del's Nightmare Delta Time Deltron 3030 Descending Disastrous Don't Forget Don't Stop Rappin' Dont Forget The Bass Dr. Bombay Excuse to Let Loose Eye Examination Fake As Fuck Faulty Fit Like A Glove Followers Foot Down Funkyhomosapien Future Development FWA (Fair Weather Associates) Games Begin Get It Right Now! Go Against The Grain Grand Royal Hardcore Punks Can't Take It Hoe Hold Your Hand Hoodz Come In Dozens I Got Whut U Need I Got You I'll Tell You I'm Smellin' Myself If You Must In And Out Jaw Gymnastics King Of Fighters Land of Funk Land of Immediate Rap Hits Last Hurrah Leader Love Is Worth Love Story Lyric Lickin' Lyric Licking Made In America Madness Makes No Sense Mastermind Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch Memory Loss Mental Fitness Miles to Go Militant Missing Link Mistadobalina Money for Sex Monkey Wrench Naked Fonk New Coke News Alert No More Worries No Need for Alarm Offspring One Out Of A Million Pet Peeves Phony Phranchise Pissin' On Your Steps Positive Contact Prelude Press Rewind Proto Culture Raw Sewage Rock the House [Radio Edit] [Edit] Same Ol' Thing Shit Talkers Signature Slogans Simple Satisfaction Situations Skull & Crossbones Sleepin' On My Couch Sometimes I Gotta Get Stupid Soopa Feen Spittin Sawblades Stay On Your Toes Str8t Up and Down Straight From The Big Bad West Coast Stress The World Style Police Sunny Meadowz Thank Youse The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II The Land Of Funk The Undisputed Champs The Wacky World Of Mass Transit The Wacky World of Rapid Transit Things You Can Do Time Is Too Expensive Time Keeps On Slipping Town to Town Treats for the Kiddies Turbulence (remix) U Don't Hear Me Tho Upgrade [A Brymar College Course] Virus Wack M.C.'s What Is a Booty? Why Ya Want to Get Funky... Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me? Worldwide Wrong Place Wrongplace X-Files Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers Ya Lil' Crumbsnatchers You're In Shambles Young Adrenaline
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