It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath ferment, so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him on BART, like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on hum
Running his yap about what set he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating, foreign, it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
'cause his coat had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls, not the guy you would want to tongue ya
So guys take your cue from this number
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
Now at class you need total concentration
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, Bud you hurled all over yourself
yeaaa
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water 'cause you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
If You Must
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10 Paces Ahone Two, Ahone Two Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo (Remix) And They Thought That Was Hell Back in the Chamber Battle Song Bitin Ain't Samplin BM's Boo Boo Heads Boogieman Bubble Pop Burnt Captain America Catch a Bad One Catch All This Check It Ooout Corner Song Corner Story Crazy Del Song; Operator Cyberpunks Dark Skin Girls Del's Nightmare Delta Time Deltron 3030 Descending Disastrous Don't Forget Don't Stop Rappin' Dont Forget The Bass Dr. Bombay Excuse to Let Loose Eye Examination Fake As Fuck Faulty Fit Like A Glove Followers Foot Down Funkyhomosapien Future Development FWA (Fair Weather Associates) Games Begin Get It Right Now! Go Against The Grain Grand Royal Hardcore Punks Can't Take It Hoe Hold Your Hand Hoodz Come In Dozens I Got Whut U Need I Got You I'll Tell You I'm Smellin' Myself In And Out Jaw Gymnastics King Of Fighters Land of Funk Land of Immediate Rap Hits Last Hurrah Leader Love Is Worth Love Story Lyric Lickin' Lyric Licking Made In America Madness Makes No Sense Mastermind Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch Memory Loss Mental Fitness Miles to Go Militant Missing Link Mistadobalina Money for Sex Monkey Wrench Naked Fonk New Coke News Alert No More Worries No Need for Alarm Offspring One Out Of A Million Pet Peeves Phoney Phranchise Phony Phranchise Pissin' On Your Steps Positive Contact Prelude Press Rewind Proto Culture Raw Sewage Rock the House [Radio Edit] [Edit] Same Ol' Thing Shit Talkers Signature Slogans Simple Satisfaction Situations Skull & Crossbones Sleepin' On My Couch Sometimes I Gotta Get Stupid Soopa Feen Spittin Sawblades Stay On Your Toes Str8t Up and Down Straight From The Big Bad West Coast Stress The World Style Police Sunny Meadowz Thank Youse The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II The Land Of Funk The Undisputed Champs The Wacky World Of Mass Transit The Wacky World of Rapid Transit Things You Can Do Time Is Too Expensive Time Keeps On Slipping Town to Town Treats for the Kiddies Turbulence (remix) U Don't Hear Me Tho Upgrade [A Brymar College Course] Virus Wack M.C.'s What Is a Booty? Why Ya Want to Get Funky... Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me? Worldwide Wrong Place Wrongplace X-Files Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers Ya Lil' Crumbsnatchers You're In Shambles Young Adrenaline
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