The Ballad of Mushroom Down (Poem)
Emilie Autumn

There was a land I once heard telln‘Twas christened Mushroom DownnThe folk who lived there loved it wellnAnd never left their townnThey stayed there from the hour of birthnUntil the day they diednThey never cared for any earthnExcept their Mushroom pridenThey made their homes beneath the capsnOf fungi wide and tallnAnd when time came for tea perhapsnA neighbor came to callnAnd while they sat in shade serenenAnd offered cream and cakesnThey talked of things they’d never seennBeyond the Mushroom lakesnThey did not wish to journey therenThey were contented sonBut past the mossy banks somewherenLie what they did not knownMore curious they grew by daynAnd still more so by nightnThey wondered if there were awaynTo take a Mushroom flightnTormented by this new desirenMore restless they becamenAnd many began to conspirenOn blueprints for a framenA brilliant flying vehiclenOf mushroom caps and stringnOne gent proved astronauticalnAnd built the very thingnAnd so the day arrived at lastnOn which the plane should boardnThe celebration went far pastnWhat they could best affordnBut they were folks of merry waysnAnd when the kegs were drainednIn unison arose their gazenAnd on the stroke --- it rainednNow in the hist’ry of the townnNo soul had ever seennA flood the likes of which poured downnUpon the Mushroom GreennA gathering was held betwixtnThe elders late that nightnAnd even their votes were unmixed:n“We must postpone the flight!”nThe disappointment through the landnWas more than some could bearnFor their own world, once thought so grand,nThey did no longer carenTo say the least it was a shamenTo see the people actnAs though they’d lost their hope, their flamenWhen their poor plans were sackednBut still the rain continued onnFor more than fifty daysnTheir mushroom store was almost gonenThey dreamt of sunshine raysnAnd that’s when they began to ceasenTheir thoughts of other townsnIf only this storm would decreasenThey’d cherish Mushroom DownsnThat night was spent in blackness deepnNo star was seen to shinenBut when the morning broke their sleepnThey saw a sight divinenThe rain was nowhere to be foundnThe sky was fresh and clearnHurrahs of joy for miles aroundnWere all that one could hearnAnd what is more, the earth had sprungnNew mushrooms overnightnAnd many hymns of praise were sungnAnd no one spoke of flightnAnd so at last the ballad endsnWith happiness sublimenAnd so the story goes, my friendsnThat is, until next time…


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  306   306 [*]   4 o'Clock   A Letter From A Friend (Poem)   A Plea to the Dying (Poem)   A Strange Device   Absynthe   Across The Sky   Alas (The Knight)   All My 'Lovin   All My Lovin'   All My Loving   Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life   Asleep   Asleep (The Smiths cover)   At What Point Does A Shakespeare Say (Poem)   Be Silent, Be Still   Best Safety Lies In Fear   Blackbird Sonnets (Poem)   Bohemian Rhapsody   Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen cover)   By The Sword   By The Sword (Poem)   Castle Down   Chambermaid   Chambermaid [Album Version]   Close (Poem)   Come Away   Constant   Crazy He Calls Me   Dead is the New Alive   Dead is the New Alive [*]   Dead is the New Alive [Manipulator Mix]   Delirium   Didn't (Poem)   Don't Blame Me   Don't Blame Me   Dreams   Empty (Poem)   Epilogue   Epilogue: What If   Ever   Everybody's Girl (Poem)   Excerpts From The Upcoming Book   Faces Like Mine   Fight Like A Girl   Find Me A Man   Funny How Things Change   Funny How Things Change (Poem)   Gaslight   Gaslight Reprise   Gentlemen Aren't Nice   Gentlemen Aren't Nice   Geordie   Ghost (Poem)   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Asylum remix by Inkydus...   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Bad Girl remix by The F...   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Cyndi Lauper cover)   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Harpsichord Rendezvous)   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Teatime remix by EA)   Girls! Girls! Girls!   Gloomy Sunday   God Help Me   Goodbye (Poem)   Goodnight, Sweet Ladies   Gothic Lolita   Gothic Lolita [*]   Heard It All   Hell is Empty   Hollow Like My Soul   Homesick Sonnets (Poem)   How Strange   How To Break A Heart (Poem)   I Could Jump the Track (Poem)   I Cried For You (Poem)   I Didn't Mean You (Poem)   I Don't Care Much   I Don't Understand   I Don't Care Much   I Know It's Over (The Smiths cover)   I Know It's Over   I Know Where You Sleep   I Know Where You Sleep [*]   I Saved The World Today (The Eurythmics cover)   I Want My Innocence Back   I Want My Innocence Back   I Want My Innocence Back [*]   If (Poem)   If I Burn   If You Could Only Know (Poem)   If You Feel Better   If You Feel Better (Poem)   In a World of My Own   In Praise of Cyrano   In Praise Of Cyrano (Poem)   In Reality   In The Lake   Is It My Body   Is It My Body (Alice Cooper cover)   Juliet   Jump The Track (Poem)   Lady Anne   Largo For Violin   Let It Die   Let The Record Show   Liar   Liar (Manic Depressive Mix by ASP)   Liar (Medical Mix by Angelspit)   Liar (Murder Mix by Brendon Small)   Liar [*]   Little Boy (Poem)   Mad Girl   Mad Girl (live)   Manipulation   Manipulation (Poem)   Marry Me   Medicate With Tea   Misery Loves Company   Misery Loves Company [*]   Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches   My Fairweather Friend   Nearer Than You (Poem)   Never Tasted Tears (Poem)   Never You Mind   O Mistress Mine   On a Day...   On Artistic Integrity (Poem)   One Foot in Front of the Other   Opheliac   Opheliac [*]   Organ Grinder   Photographic Memory   Poem: At What Point Does a Shakespeare Say   Prick Goes The Scorpion's Tail   Prologue   Prologue: Across the Sky   Rant 2 (Poem)   Rant I (Poem)   Rapunzel   Rapunzel Sonnets (Poem)   Remember   Revelry   Rose Red   Russian Bride   Save You   Scavenger   Second Hand Faith   Shalott   Shalott [*]   Smirking Girl (Poem)   So Many Fools (Poem)   Space   Space (Poem)   Start Another Story   Swallow   Take The Pill   Tea Will Rock You   Thank God I'm Pretty   Thank God I'm Pretty   The Art Of Suicide   The Day You Love (Poem)   The Key   The Muse (Poem)   The Music I Heard Once (Poem)   The One (Poem)   The Star Spangled Banner   Time For Tea   Try My Best (Poem)   Two Masks (Poem)   Visions (Poem)   We Want Them Young   What If   What Right Have I   What Right Have I? (Poem)   What Will I Remember?   Willow   Willow [Instrumental]   With Every Passing Day (Upstairs, Downstairs cover...   Woman (Poem)   Words From "The Asylum"   Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Flaming Lips cove...

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