How to break a heartnIt is not difficultnAnyone can do itnSo could you, if you triednJust find a lightnAnd switch it offnAs easy as blinkingnThat's what I was taughtnWhen I was too young to asknBy ladies in white nightgownsnIn dripping weeds and black ribbonsnA girl's best friend is a small handgunnThe question was uselessnFor I could say yesnBut you've got to ask my armynAnd they are not inclined to grant favours just now