At what point does a Shakespeare saynI feel it's time I write a playnWhat subject shall it be todayn A tragedy I've donennLovers twain have been unitednAudiences are delightednNo doubt I shall soon be knightedn Royal fame I've wonnnThe Queen has come to every shownAnd, flattering, she feigns to knownA couplet from a verse, alson A refrain from a rhymennBut the ones I aim to pleasethnMost of all upon my kneesethnAre the folk who cough and sneezethn Through my prose sublime