As a person you're warm and reliable
This will always stand you in good stead
Your star is in the ascendant at the moment
This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread
Your friends will remain fiercely loyal in stormy times
Your the kind of spirit who likes to think ahead
You're going on a journey to far off sunny climes
Your lucky flower is in bloom, your lucky colour's red
Sealed with a kiss in a blue envelope
Delivered with pleasure is your horoscope, horoscope, horoscope
Some changes are occurring in the next few weeks
A long standing problem will be sorted out at last
Don't expect miracles but look on the bright side
When you're in a hurry nothing happens fast
Stand by your beliefs because your star is genuine
Look towards the future, don't dwell on the past
Your animal's the elephant, your lucky bird's the penguin
And while you wish upon a star your universe is vast
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Don't be afraid of the slippery slope
There's a new day tomorrow in your horoscope, horoscope, horoscope
It's time to embark on that dreamt about project
Throw caution to the winds and build that sailing boat
Answer that letter, it means so much to hear from you
Mum's kept every single word you ever wrote
Always keep your own counsel in matters of the heart
But don't despair when the love sign seems remote
In a matter of moments life can make a fresh start
Though your heart feels like sinking, keep your spirit afloat
When things can ensue from a glimmer of hope
You can steer by the stars in your horoscope
(When things can ensue from a glimmer of hope
You can steer by the stars in your horoscope)
Don't be afraid of the slippery slope
There's a new day tomorrow in your horoscope
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(Don't be afraid of the slippery slope
There's a new day tomorrow in your horoscope)
Sealed with a kiss in a blue envelope
Delivered with pleasure is your horoscope, horoscope, horoscope
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Apples Apples (Demo) Apples [*][Demo Version] Billericay Dickie Bit Of Kit Blackmail Man Blockheads Blow [Instrumental] [Demo] [Bonus Track] [*][Instr... Blow [Instrumental][Demo Version] Bus Driversu2019 Prayer Byline Browne Cacka Boom Clevor Trever Common as Muck Crippled With Nerves Dance For The Screamers Dance Little Rude Boy Dance of the Crackpots Dance of the Screamers Delusions of Grandeur Donu2019t Ask Me Eugenius (you're A Genius) Fly In The Ointment Friends Fucking Ada Funky Disco Pops Game On Girls Watching Have A Word Heavy Living Hey, Hey, Take Me Away Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick [Bonus Track] [*] Hit Me with Your Rythm Stick Honeysuckle Highway I Made Mary Cry [*][Demo Version] I Want to Be Straight If I Was With a Woman Inbetweenies Inbetweenies [Backing Track] [Demo] [Bonus Track] ... Iu2019m Partial To Your Abracadabra Jack Shit George London Talking Lonely Town Looking For Harry Lullaby For Francies Mischief My Old Man No Such Thing As Love Oh Mr Peanut One Love Pardon Pc Honey Percy The Poet Peter the Painter Plaistow Patricia Poo-Poo In The Prawn Poor Joey Profoundly in Love With Pandora Quick Quick Slow Quiet Razzle in My Pocket Really Glad You Came Reasons To Be Cheerful, Pt. 3 Red Letter Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy Rough Kids Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll Sink My Boats Spasticus (Autisticus) Spasticus Autisticus Sweet Gene Vincent Sweet Gene Vincent [*][Instrumental][Demo Version] Sweet Gene Vincent [Live] Take Me To The Cleaners Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup Tell Your Daddy Thatu2019s Not All The Body Song The Call-Up The Mumble Rumble and the Cocktail Rock The Passing Show The Right People The Roadette Song There Ainu2019t Half Been Some Clever Bastards This Is What We Find Trust Is A Must Uncoolohol Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy Upminster Kid Very Personal Wait For Me Waiting for Your Taxi Wake Up and Make Love With Me Wake Up and Make Love With Me [*][Demo Version] Wake Up and Make Love with Me [Live] What A Waste What a Waste! Youu2019ll See Glimpses Youu2019re More Than Fair
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