Zelda A Link To The Past
Brentalfloss

Things were bad, I won't lie, you were you were all gonna die,

But you’re alive because… I kick ass!

So you’re welcome, I guess, either way I’m the best

I’m the Link, who’s the Link to the past…

There’s a bunch of Links

Each of us distinct

But I’m the best

I am number one

Look how fast I run

And I’m really fun

Guess I’m just blessed

Yes, I saved Light and Dark Worlds

Zelda too, and like six other girls

My quest was epic and long

As is my schlong

I bring bad guys to their knees

No, no, no, no…no autographs, please

I’m a gift, to you from the gods

I’m the shit! And quite fit! Just admit: You want my babies!

You’re like “wow! Sacre Bleu, we were deep in poo poo,

but Link showed up and voila, we were free”

You were lost, stuck in bed, you were basicAlly dead,

But you’re all alive because of me!

So you’re welcome, no prob, yeah I did a great job

But I just did what you woulda done

That’s a joke, obviously! No, it had to be me

I’m the Link who’s the Link to the past…

And my wiener is vast

You’re all saved at last

… I KICK ASS.

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