Yellow Fever
Bloodhound Gang

Are those nunchucks in your pants

Or are you just happy to see me?

Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl

When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World

I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok

I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok

Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice

Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?

I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw

Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo

I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee

I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody

She said,For all the tea in China, my vagina's not free

But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty

I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry

I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country

She was made in Taiwan, I said I'm okay with that

Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I love you

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I know you love me too

In Japan the hand is used as a knife

In Japan a man's wife's hand job can cost him his life

But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu

I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo

'Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki

Oh me chinky, she's so kinky, got me hot like Nagasaki

Burning up like napalm bursting like an A-bomb

I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam

She's like an oriental rug 'cause I lay her where I please

Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees

I'm a diving Kamikaze, eating out Chinese

First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi

She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kicking like Jackie Chan

I'll get her redder than China, wetter than the Sea of Japan

Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks

Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I love you

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I know you love me too

Sing chinky sing

One more time

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I love you

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I know you love me too

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, chinky bang

Chinky, chinky, bang biddily biddily biddily bang


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