Like the beat comma beat comma beat of the tom hyphen tom,When the jungle shadows fall.Like the tick hyphen tick hyphen tock of the stately clock,As it stands against the wall.Like the drip comma drip comma drip of the raindrops,When the summer shower is through.Some voice within me keeps repeatingColon, quotation mark.You comma you comma you, exclamation point.Close quotation, period, dash.Night and day, comma.You are the one, dash.Only to you comma beneath the moon comma and under the sun.Semicolon.Whether near to me or far, dot dot dot,It's no matter comma darling comma where you are, dash.I think of you, comma.Night and day, period. New paragraph.Night and day, exclamation point.Under the height of me. Dash.There's an oh such a hungry yearning commaBurning parenthesis inside of me.Closed parenthesis, period.(Well, inside of me is a parenthetical phrase that describes where the yearning is burning.)And torment won't be throughUntil you let me spend my life making love to you. Asterisk!('Cause there's a footnote at the bottom that tells who's making love to who.)Spend my life making love to you.Day and night?Night and day, question mark.Night and day.
Lyrics by Allan Sherman
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