She said it's not drug abuse,nThey're diet pills, was her excusenNobody wants a woman with a big caboose.n(You must forgive your mom)nnShe cleaned the house in half an hour,nMildew didn't have a chance in the showernMy mom was always higher than the ol' Sears Towern(Responsibility that sickens your heart)nnOoh-ooh-ooh-oooh-oohnMy mom was no fat broad...nOoh-ooh-ooh-oooh-oohnMy mom was no fat broad...nnShe tied the tubing for a bulging vein,nHit that mainer then she sped awaynLike the white tornado of Avenue An(Your mother was very unhappy)nnOoh-ooh-ooh-oooh-oohnMy mom was no fat broad...nOoh-ooh-ooh-oooh-oohnMy mom was no fat broad...nnOompah doompah doompah doompah-dee doo...nnFear of bulbous rollin' roundnLookin' like Augustus GloopnIt's the runway model voguenThat made my momma swallow younMy momma's little helpers got her mind crazy, singin' the bluesnnShe kept her stash on top of the fridge,nI tried to flush it down the toilet one time I was sixnI still remember the fit that she pitchednMy mom was not fat!n(...She was nuts.)nnThey took the gurney down the stairs,nand the policeman saidnThat I could ride with him in his front seatnHe said, My little man, your mom is at peace.nnMy momma was no fatnMomma was no fatnMom...nMy mom was no fat broad,nMy mom was no fat broad...
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2:29 Arráncate Bleeding Ceremony Blood Orange Sun Breathe Brown Derby Jump Brown Derby Jump [#] Bust Out Butch the Gay Santa Claus Come Back to Me Diamond Light Boogie Diamond Light Boogie Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line Dirty Mutha Fuzz Don Quixote Don Quixote [*] Dr. Bones Drunk Daddy End of the Night End of the Night God is a Spider God Is a Spider Grand Mal Grand Mal Hammerblow Hazel, SD Here Comes the Snake Hi and Lo Irish Whiskey Jake's Frilly Panties Julie Grave Kids on the Street Luther Lane Master and Slave Mister White Keys My Mistake My Mistake No Mercy for Swine No Mercy for Swine [#] Nobody's Friend Pink Elephant Roseanne Say It to My Face Shake Your Lovemaker Silver-Tongued Devil Skaboy JFK Slapstick So Long Toots Soul Cadillac Soul Cadillac Stay, Don't Just Stay (If You're Gonna) Swingin' With Tiger Woods (The Big Swing) Teenage Brainsurgeon The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line The Good Things The Mongoose and the Snake The Saddest Thing I Know Tom the Lion Uncle Ray Uncle Ray When I Change Your Mind When I Change Your Mind White Trash Toodle-oo Wingtips You Better Move Zoot Suit Riot Zoot Suit Riot [#]
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