The Messenger (Skit)
Krayzie Bone

{Set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background}
Krayzie Aw sh*t. Excuse me man, excuse me.
Waiter Uh, yes sir?
Krayzie Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin'?
Waiter Certainly. Back there by the wine racks.
Krayzie All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you.
Waiter Oh, you're welcome sir.
Krayzie Sh*t. It's a classy-ass, m*thaf*ckin' restaraunt. Know this m*thaf*cker
got the money, punk m*thaf*cker.
Sh*t. {Pick's up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings.}
His contact Hello?
Krayzie Yeah, hello?
Contact What's happenin'?
Krayzie Yeah, I'm in the m*thaf*ckin' spot now, man...
Contact He there?
Krayzie I don't see nobody yet, but I know the nigga'll be here. He got
reservations.
Contact All right, handle your business.
Krayzie I think I see his broad comin' in right now...
Contact Right on time.
Krayzie So don't worry about sh*t. I'm a handle this nigga, man. This nigga in a
classy-ass, muthafuckin' restaurant;
I know this nigga got the m*thaf*ckin' money. Don't worry about sh*t, I'm a have
it. All right?
Contact No mercy, nigga.
Krayzie All right. {Hangs up Phone}
Broad Excuse me.
Waiter Uh, yes ma'am.
Broad I have a reservation. It's for Jones.
Waiter For Jones? Let me see here for a minute. Oh yes, Mr. Jones called. He
said, he is running late,
but I am to seat you now.
Broad Okay, thank you.
Waiter Follow me this way. Here you go ma'am. Um, would you like to start with
something to drink while you wait?
Broad Do you have a Chardonnay?
Waiter Most certainly. Coming right up. Oh, and uh, here is Mr. Jones right now.
Hi, Mr. Jones how are you this evening?
Mr. Jones Hey, what's up? What's up? What's up?
Broad Hi, baby.
Mr. Jones Hey, baby. Damn.
Broad Baby, what took you so long? I been just waitin' and waitin'. This is a
nice place.
Mr. Jones Yeah, its cool. It's cool. Did you order yet?
Broad No, baby. I was waitin' on you...Baby?
Mr. Jones What? What's happenin'?
Broad That guy's been staring at me since I've sat down.
Mr. Jones What dude?
Broad You know him?
Mr. Jones What dude?
Broad That guy over there.
Mr. Jones Over where? Aw, sh*t.
Broad Baby, what's wrong?
Mr. Jones Damn, don't worry about it! Just...Damn. Just...just be cool, just be
cool.
Broad Baby, he's walkin' over here now.
Mr. Jones Oh, sh*t.
Broad Baby, he's...baby he's goin' in his jacket.
Krayzie Message for Mr. Jones, m*thaf*cker!
Broad Oh, Sh*t!
{Admist a massive array of gunfire and commotion, screaming, glass breaking,
reloading.}
Mr. Jones Cover your head.
Krayzie Punk m*thaf*cker. Punk m*thaf*cker! {Gunfire ceases}
F*ck you! Get the f*ck out my way! Get the f*ck out my way!
{Gunfire} F*ck you! Get the f*ck out my way. Get the f*ck out my way.
A Bystander My leg! My leg!


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Lyrics by Krayzie Bone

  (Relay) Thugline   (Relay) Thugline [Featuring Relay]   12 Gauge (feat Wish Bone)   A Thugga' Level   All Good   All I'm Hearing   All I€™m Hearing   Apply The Pressure   Armageddon   Artillery Shop   Believe   Birth Of A Thug Nation (Introduction)   Bloody Murder (Skit)   Can't Fuck With Us (Bonus Track)   Can't Huslte 4 Ever   Can't Hustle 4 Ever   Chaos Interlude   Da Bullshit (Skit)   Da Thugs   Don't Know Why   Don€™t Know Why   Drama   Dummy Man   Dummy Man (Skit)   Everybody Wanna Be Thugs   Everyday   Explosive   Forces To Fight   Freaks   Friday   Game Tight   Gemini   Get Away   Get'chu Twisted   Get'chu Twisted - (remix, with Wish Bone\/Layzie B...   Get’chu Twisted (Remix)   Get€™chu Twisted   Hard Time Hustlin'   Heated Heavy   Hi Di Ho   Hi-D-Ho   Hip Hop Baby   How We Roll   I Don't Give a F***   I Don't Give A F**k   I Don't Know What   I Remember   I Still Believe [\"Featuring Mariah Carey\"]   I Still Believe ["Featuring Mariah Carey"...   If They Only Knew   If You a Thug   Intro   Intro (Thug Invasion)   Kneight Riduz Wuz Here   Kneight Ruduz Wuz Here - Kneight Riduz   Knieght Rieduz (Here We Come)   Let It Go   Let's Live   Let€™s Live   Life! A Lesson To Learn   Lock Down Love   Look at You Now (Skit)   Lord What Have I Done?   Mangled   Murda Mo   Murda Mo' (F--k 'Em All)   Murda Music   Murda Won't Stop (Skit)   Murder Mo   My Perfect   Need Your Body   Nuthin But Music   Nuthin’ But Music   Paper   Paradise   Payback Is A Bitch   Payback Iz A Bitch   Payback Iz a Bitch [Featuring Bam]   Pimpz, Thugz, Hustlaz & Gangstaz   Pimpz, Thugz, Hustlaz & Gangstaz   Pimpz, Thugz, Hustlaz Gangstaz   Power   Power [\"Featuring Thug Queen\"]   Power ["Featuring Thug Queen"]   Put It On Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all   Put It On Ya'll   Put It On Y€™all   Ready For Combat   Ready For Combat (Skit)   Revolution   Ride If You Like   Ride The Thug Line   Ride With a Playa   Rollin' Up Some Mo'   Sad Song (Skit)   Shackled Up   Shoot the Club Up   Shut 'Em Down (feat Bruce Hathcock)   Silence   Silence [\   Silence [\"Featuring Graveyard Shift\"]   Silence ["Featuring Graveyard Shift"]   Silent Warrior   Smoke & Burn [\   Smoke & Burn [\"Featuring Up in Clouds\"]   Smoke & Burn ["Featuring Up in Clouds&quo...   Smokin Budda   Str8 Ridaz   Street People   Sweet Jane   Talk To Myself   That's That Bone   That's the Way   That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s That Bone   That€™s That Bone   The Bill Collecta   The Ghetto   The Messenger   The Set Up   The Set Up (feat Keef G)   The War Iz On   Theze Dayz   Thug Alwayz   Thug Mentality   Thug on da Line   Thugline   Thugz All Ova da World   Time After Time   Try Me   Wanna Be Us   Wanna Be Us (feat Bruce Hathcock)   Watchuwando   We Starvin'   We Starvin' ["Featuring E-40/Gangsta Boo"...   What Would You Do   When I Die   Where My Thugz At   Won't Ez Up Tonight   Wonderful World   Wonderful World   World War   Y'all Don't Know Me   Ya'll Don't Know me   You Want War

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